During a stop on his ‘My Violent Torpedo of Truth’ in Vancouver last night, May 2, actor and media disaster Charlie Sheen decided to shed some light on the 1990 shooting incident that involved then-fiance Kelly Preston.

Charlie claims that he wasn’t involved at all, and that he was in fact downstair drinking a cup-of-joe when he heard the shot upstairs.

He says that Kelly had accidentally shot herself after she allegedly picked up a pair of his pants that were laying in the bathroom, and a revolver that was hidden in his pocket fell to the ground and discharged. He states that she wasn’t shot, but the bullet hit the toilet and either a piece of shrapnel or porcelain injured her. He claims to have found her laying at the top of the stairs covered in blood.

He says he knew everyone would blame him for it; shortly thereafter Kelly and Charlie called off their engagement. Kelly has yet to respond to the allegations.

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After Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen and mother of twin boys, entered rehab over the weekend, Charlie attempted to get back his sons.

According to several sources, Brooke fell off the wagon and went on a major bender last week (sound familiar?). She was required – as part of her custody agreement with Charlie – to undergo random drug testing. When she failed to show up for a drug test on Friday, she checked herself into a rehab facility over the weekend.

Ex-wife Denise Richards reportedly stepped up an offered to take Charlie’s twins – as well as Brooke’s mother – temporarily.

Denise told Charlie it was apparent Brooke couldn’t care for the twins and Charlie was on the road doing his show, so she offered to take the kids and let them live with her until things stabilized.

As for Charlie’s reaction … well, he didn’t shut her down.  He said, “I’ll keep you posted.”

Looks like none of this will be necessary, as the judge shut down Charlie’s bid to gain custody of his sons – and is keeping the custody agreement as it was finalized back in March.

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No matter what you’ve heard – Charlie Sheen will not be returning to Two and a Half Men. Even I was starting to believe that he was going to end up back on CBS, it seemed so obvious! Well, according to a new statement, Charlie’s not welcome back.

Lawyers for Warner Bros. are making it very clear that Charlie Sheen will not be invited back to Two and a Half Men next season.

In a letter sent today from WB attorneys at Munger Tolles & Olson to Sheen’s lawyer Marty Singer and obtained by The Hollywood Reporter, the studio’s lawyers shoot down speculation started by Sheen’s recent comments that he’s “in discussions” about getting his old job back.

The letter to Singer states: “As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions, and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement in the series.”

So there.

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Charlie Sheen is looking to add another Goddess to his family, and he’s got his eyes on ‘Black Swan’ actress Mila Kunis!

During his Columbus, OH “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour – he says he’s hoping the ‘Black Swan’ actress will become his third goddess. He already has porn star Bree Olsen and marijuana magazine model Natalie Kenly living under his roof.

“Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!” Sheen said. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

Sheen, who also spoke about his love of hookers during the largely question and answer-style show, told the audience how he plans on luring the gorgeous Golden Globe nominee.

“I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes,” Sheen said. “I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal.”

According to the Columbus Post-Dispatch, Sheen told a number of wild stories, including one about smuggling cocaine on an airplane with Nicolas Cage.

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After being booed off stage in Detroit, Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour had much better luck in Chicago!

In Chicago he did things a bit differently. He sat down with an interviewer, who asked Charlie questions – and kept the night moving smoothly.

While some audience members said the show wasn’t amazing, they said it was amusing at times. The show brought applause and cheers here and there – and even ended with a standing ovation!

During the show, Sheen smoked cigarettes while answering questions on everything from his marriages to his career.

“They have not disallowed me everything that makes me happy. Period. The end,” Sheen said of his “goddesses” who live with him.

Sheen also had some snappy comebacks for the emcee.

Asked why he’s “paid for sex” in the past, Sheen responded, “Because I had millions to blow. I ran out of things to buy.”

Sheen also seemed to have a better rapport with the Chicago crowd. As the show began, some in the crowd began chanting “Detroit sucks.” When one audience member asked Sheen to take off his shirt, he swapped his T-shirt for a collared shirt thrown at him by a larger man in the audience. He proceeded to wear the too big shirt for the rest of the show and referred throughout the show to the man who had given it to him.

Early on, Sheen urged the audience in an obscenity-laced statement “not to become (expletive) Detroit tonight. Let’s show Detroit how it’s (expletive) done.” Later when Sheen was asked by the interviewer when he had started “winning,” Sheen responded, “The winning started in (expletive) Chicago.”

Ellen Olson, who was wearing a black T-shirt with Sheen’s catchphrase “Winning!” in white across the front, said she enjoyed the performance.

“I think he interacted with the audience a lot, which made it more funny,” said Olson, 55, of Elmwood Park.

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Apparently Charlie Sheen wasn’t #winning in Detroit, when his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour kicked off.

Shortly after Charlie took the stage on Saturday, he was booed off, ending his first show abruptly.

After being heckled and booed, Charlie stopped the show. Many of the audience members were chanting “refund” as the headed for the exits.

Detroit was the first of 20 cities to host Charlie’s show. The night began with applause, but ended just 70 minutes later. Charlie reportedly tried to appease the audience – at one point even bringing out his friend Simon Rex, who began rapping. He ultimately chalked up the first show as “an experiment”.

The former “Two and a Half Men” star learned firsthand at Detroit’s 5,100-seat Fox Theatre that show business still requires a show. The debacle called into question the fate of the nascent tour. Some fans already predicted a premature end for the monthlong trek, which was scheduled to resume Sunday in Chicago.

“No way” the show makes it through all the dates, said Bob Orlowski, a lawyer from Plymouth, Mich., who watched with six clients in a suite.

“He’s not suited for this,” said Orlowski, 46. “It wasn’t funny.”

Sheen’s publicist, Larry Solters, declined to comment after the show. Sheen, 45, reappeared after the house lights went up to thank the hundreds who remained.

It wasn’t clear when Sheen lost the audience, but there were many awkward moments.

Sheen, known for his wild partying and rampant drug use, said he thought Detroit would be a good place to tell some stories about crack cocaine. The remark prompted loud, immediate boos.

At another point, Sheen showed a short film he wrote, directed and produced years ago called “RPG.” He sat in the front row to watch the flick, which starred a much younger Johnny Depp. Again, more boos.

As the showed bogged down, an audience member booed, prompting Sheen to reply, “I’ve already got your money, dude.”

Things only got worse.

“Tonight’s an experiment,” he said.

For some, it was an expensive experiment.

Linda Fugate, who paid $150 for two seats, left the theater and walked up the street, yelling, “I want my money back!”

“I was hoping for something. I didn’t think it would be this bad,” said Fugate, a 47-year-old from Lincoln Park, Mich.

Fans who arrived at the theater – some flying in for the show – said they were hoping to see the increasingly eccentric actor deliver some of the colorful rants that have made him an Internet star since his ugly falling out with CBS and the producers of “Two and a Half Men.”

They got the ranting. It just wasn’t funny.

“Brutal. I expected him to at least entertain a little bit,” said Rodney Gagnon, 34, of Windsor, Ontario.

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Charlie Sheen has filed legal papers requesting a public trial against Warner Bros. to make sure there aren’t any shady dealings going on that the world can’t see.

Charlie, even in the midst of his bizarre behavior, has been loved by the American public and he wants to make sure that when he goes to court over suing Warner Bros. for $100,000,000 for firing him, there won’t be any funny business.

He claims that the judges who preside over the private, closed-arbitration hearings do much business with Warner Bros., and insinuates that they would lean more in their favor and it wouldn’t be a fair trial.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he asked for cameras in the courtroom either.

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