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You guys gotta watch this! This is the premo View feud. This is from today’s View, and takes the cake for worst – fight – ever. This just happened… thanks to DListed for the tip!

Posted Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 at 1:13pm
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Rosie Blogs in response to the Donald


so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

every minute
every day

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies
a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

iawtc Rosie

Posted Thursday, December 28th, 2006 at 8:08am
Filed under Catfight!, Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell | 3 Comments

And now a statement from Rosie to Donald.

It just keeps getting better and better.

I literally could NOT BELIEVE what I was hearing when I watched this clip below. Donald Trump is so hurtful, so MEAN – it’s shocking really. You have to watch this clip. It’s really something. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it. I now feel REALLY bad for Rosie. The things Donald said were just below the belt.

Posted Thursday, December 21st, 2006 at 3:15pm
Filed under Catfight!, Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell | 9 Comments

Feud Between Trump and O’Donnell Escalates


The catfight between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell, which started when O’Donnell dissed the real estate mogul on The View on Wednesday, continues apace.

O’Donnell, a cohost of the ABC morning chat show, criticized Trump’s decision to let hard-partying Miss America Tara Conner keep her crown, and said that his announcement that he was giving the pageant winner a “second chance” had annoyed O’Donnell “on a multitude of levels.”

“He’s the moral authority?” 44-year-old O’Donnell challenged, after flipping her hair to mimic Trump’s famed fluffy comb-over.

“Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair. Had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America,” the comedian-turned-actress said to roars of audience laughter. “Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”

Rosie also brought up Trump’s financial past — saying he went bankrupt and used his father’s inheritance to dig himself out of bankruptcy, which Trump denies. She also called him a “snake-oil salesman.”

She said, “This is not a self-made man.”

O’Donnell admitted that she expected him to sue her, but taunted “He’ll probably be bankrupt by that time so I won’t have to worry.”

The thrice-married mogul has, indeed, threatened to sue the talk-show host – and to have one of his friends steal away O’Donnell’s lesbian partner Kelli Carpenter O’Donnell.

“She ought to be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy,” Trump, 60, warned.

“This woman is totally out of control,” he told the New York Daily News. “I’m worth billions of dollars, and I have to listen to this fat slob?”

Trump also lashed out at O’Donnell on the television entertainment program, The Insider, ridiculing everything from her appearance to her former eponymous television talk show and magazine.

“Rosie attacks me personally? I know her fairly well because her show failed. She didn’t retire. She didn’t get the ratings! Her magazine called Rosie was a total disaster,” he said.

“She’s out of her mind. I will probably sue Rosie for a number of reasons. I’m worth a lot of money. She doesn’t tell the facts,” he added.

On Wednesday night, Rosie copied and pasted onto her personal blog an excerpt from Wikipedia, an online free-content encyclopedia, which detailed Trump’s past financial woes. At the bottom of the entry she wrote – in her typical haiku style :

loving the wiki
i use it
do u

i will let u know if the donald sues me
or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals
dont u find him charming


Posted Thursday, December 21st, 2006 at 7:07am
Filed under Catfight!, Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell | 28 Comments

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