Sarah Palin isn’t having a good week!

Why? Because her soon-to-be ex-daughter-in-law Britta Hanson exclusively confirmed to RadarOnline.com that she is getting a divorce from her husband of less than two years, Sarah’s son, Track Palin.

“I’m fine with it,” Britta told Radar about the end of her short-lived marriage. “We just filed the papers so we aren’t divorced yet. I’m not sure how long it will take to get the divorced finalized.”

Very cold-sounding! Anyhoo, in case you’ve forgotten (I know I have), Track and Britta got married in May of 2011 in their home state of Alaska. The ceremony was officiated by Britta’s father Reverend Duane Hanson and attended by her mother Elizabeth Hanson, and of course, the whole Palin crew was there, too.

…three months later, daughter Kyla Grace arrived!

No word about custody battles between Britta and Track (not like the very public custody hearings happening between Bristol and ex, Levi Johnston).  They’re trying to keep a low profile, but it’s hard, when you’re a PALIN!

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Sarah Palin is moving on to new projects…FITNESS BOOK Projects?!

You’ve all seen the weirdly thin, terribly-styled photos of Sarah Palin online, and as a response to media inquiry,  former Alaska governor and tells People Magazine that she’s just fine. In fact…she’s working with her family on a new fitness book!

Disbeliever? In an email to People today, Palin wrote, “Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!”

Yeah, the same VP nom who used to treat houseguests to treats like moose chili, chocolate cream pies, pecan pies and lemon meringue pies. Well, guess the whole fam is getting healthier, no?

“We promise you what we do works and allows a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy,” Palin adds.  Hmm…if it’s going to make me look like the current Sarah Palin, I’m not sure how much I’ll like it…

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In an announcement that is a triumph for some and a disappointment to others, Republican Sarah Palin officially announced that she will not be running for the President of the United States in 2012.

She made the announcement via a statement to Mark Levin, a conservative radio talk show host.

Palin said, “After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States.”

Palin added, “In the coming weeks, I will help coordinate the strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.”

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Props to SNL’s Tina Fey… because she can, apparently, do impressions of politician Sarah Palin so well… that even Fox News can’t even tell the difference between the two women! The news channel actually used a picture of Fey during a story about Palin!

While an anchor was discussing the widening field of 2012 Republican presidential candidates, a photo of Tina doing one of her Saturday Night Live spoofs of Sarah pops up on the screen.

In 2009, Fox News adopted a “zero tolerance” policy toward onscreen slip-ups. But this one is so funny, we don’t think anyone should get in trouble.

Check out the pic  above and see the video (via Crooks & Liars) here.

LOL… YIKES!

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TMZ has described Sarah Palin as “the mastermind of a dark conspiracy”… regarding punishing an Alaskan citizen who dared to speak out against her over a traffic situation in Juneau.

A man named Theodore Thoma claims he had a serious issue with traffic in the neighborhood surrounding the Governor’s Mansion back in 2009 … back when Sarah was the Gov. In fact, Thomaclaims he proposed state action to solve the problem and even made up signs and fliers to push the issue.

But Palin didn’t take kindly to the criticism, says Thoma, and she “undertook a campaign against [Theodore] … to punish, embarrass, discredit and silence” him.

It’s unclear what she did … but according to Thoma’s suit, Palin’s actions have caused a “chilling” effect on his ability to exercise his federal constitutional rights.

Thoma wants Palin to fork over more than $100k for all of the harm she’s caused.

Thoughts?

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Julianne Moore makes a shocking transformation into the former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in a new HBO film, Game Change, which stars production today!

The actress, 50, stars alongside Ed Harris as John McCain in the new film.

The film follows the Arizona U.S. Senator’s 2008 presidential campaign from his selection of Palin as a running mate to their defeat in the general election. Woody Harrelson portrays Steve Schmidt, McCain’s senior advisor. Lost’s Melissa Farman has also been cast as Bristol Palin.

The film, directed by Jay Roach and written by Danny Strong, is based on the bestselling book of the same name. Tom Hanks and Gary Goetzman are executive producers.

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Them be fighting words! Sarah Palin is spitting fire after Christina Aguilera’s performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday.

Sarah was on Sean Hannity’s radio show on Monday, and she had some choice words for Christina, after the singer messed up the words to the National Anthem.

The 46-year-old former Governor bashed the singer, saying she’s a “a demanding beauty queen who’s clearly in over her head. Public figures must be held accountable for what they say,” Palin complained. “Here’s another case of an airhead diva going on TV, running her mouth off, sounding like a fool. She doesn’t understand something so basic about America, yet we’re supposed to tolerate her diva behavior? Americans can see through that, Sean.”

She criticized the NFL for letting the “spicy Latin princesses” sing. “Unemployment is at nine percent, yet we have to suffer through a performance by a foreigner with a poor grasp of the English language?” Palin argued. “If I were president, I’d deport Ms. Aguilera back to wherever it is she’s from and give Amy Smart a call.”

UPDATE: US Weekly has completely removed this whole story from their site. Could this all be BS? Hmm….

UPDATE 2: The story was a complete hoax.

The quotes came from a parody site called SuperTuesdayNews, GossipCop points out.

The fake Palin quotes, since deleted from UsMagazine.com, included the Alaska Republican calling the pop singer an “airhead diva” and telling Hannity that Aguilera “doesn’t understand something so basic about America.”

“I’m sure Ms. Aguilera is a very nice person, but I just think the American people deserve better than a demanding beauty queen who’s clearly in over her head,” the parody continued.

“It boggles the mind that a major outlet could read these obviously satirical, fake quotes and treat them as the real deal,” GossipCop wrote. “However badly Aguilera botched the anthem last Sunday, Us Weekly just did a hundred times worse.”

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