Pete Doherty was almost taking a permanent nap! [DListed]

Britney Spears in a bikini in Vegas! [Hollywood Tuna]

Hilary Swank in a bikini! [IDLYITW]

K-Fed wants to get his sons into acting –now! [Celebitchy]

Guess who’s my mommy! [ASL]

Spencer Pratt educates men on how to romance the ladies! [MollyGood]

Rhys Ifans is gross!! [Hollywood Rag]

It’s possible brain damage for Amy Winehouse! [I’m Not Obsessed]

Gossip Girl, season 2 starts tonight! [Popbytes]

Not a flattering picture of Eva Longoria! [SOW]

Molly Sims is better than you! [Celebslam]

Hayden Panettiere for Candies’ 2008 Fall Collection! [Derek Hail]

Josh Hartnett is the new face of Armani’s Diamonds for Men! [DailyStab]

Vida Guerra needs to cover that up! [The Grumpiest]

Don’t forget to enter the Mama Mio contest! [Make Her Up]

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Dear Maury, your assistance is needed here! [DListed]

Katie Downes walks the streets in lingerie! [Hollywood Tuna]

Jessica Simpson is a born entertainer! [IDLYITW]

Johnston & Murphy pull David Duchovny from in-store ads! [Celebitchy]

Kevin Spacey has some butt in his face! [ASL]

Michael Jackson is older & creepier! [MollyGood]

Bai Ling is still wearing slutty outfits in public! [Hollywood Rag]

Katy Perry is still all about the ladies! [Derek Hail]

Happy 50th birthday Michael Jackson! [Popbytes]

Reese Witherspoon doesn’t want any Jake Gyllenhaal questions! [I’m Not Obsessed]

Is this safe for Kelsey Grammer’s heart? [SOW]

Guess who’s showing their butt! [Celebslam]

Michael Phelps is a busy man! [DailyStab]

Elizabeth Hurley is looking classy! [The Grumpiest]

Eight new pigments from MAC: overrich! [Make Her Up]

These two are going to hook up?!?? [DListed]

Blake Lively forgets her pants! [Hollywood Tuna]

Katy Perry’s boobs get plastered! [IDLYITW]

Will Smith wants to spend as much time naked as possible! [Celebitchy]

Guess who’s all covered up at the beach! [ASL]

Everyone still hates Jessica Simpson! [MollyGood]

Ashlee Simpson buys size zero jeans that she can’t wear! [Hollywood Rag]

Check out this rockin’ Katy Perry mashup! [Popbytes]

What Michael Jackson could’ve looked like at 50! [I’m Not Obsessed]

Is Heidi Montag implant size shopping? [SOW]

Jessica Biel looks pregnant! [Celebslam]

O.J. Simpson: Like father, like daughter! [Derek Hail]

Madonna to launch her own haircare line! [DailyStab]

Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini! [The Grumpiest]

New shimmering nudes palette from Bobbi Brown! [Make Her Up]

Someone’s getting fired over J-Lo’s sweat! [DListed]

Julia Roberts in a bikini! [Hollywood Tuna]

Jodie Marsh is a total lady! [IDLYITW]

Jessica Simpson is sharing too much again! [Celebitchy]

Guess who’s donning the cheerleader outfit! [ASL]

Sarah Larson cheated on George Clooney! [MollyGood]

Kate Moss hated being so thin! [Hollywood Rag]