Beyonce takes a ride on her jet ski whilst wearing a dress. She is in the Caribbean with husband Jay-Z. The couple were seen lounging around together on a yacht in the Caribbean sun. Beyonce also had a go on the inflated water trampoline.

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Here’s Halo:

Here’s Diva:

Why are her songs so stupid? Diva – is by far the worst song EVER! The lyrics are so bad!!!! She looks like an idiot, if you ask me. Whoever this Sasha person is, Beyonce needs to retire her quickly.

Seriously, if you can’t watch both of these videos – at least do me a favor, and watch Diva. It is SOOOOOOOO ridiculous!

Here are some Diva lyrics for you!

Stop the track let me state facts i told you to give me a meaning and i’ll be right back
Took a million round the world and they siad i couldn’t get it
I done got so sick and feltiy with xxxxxxx i can’t spit
You going be talking shit
You acting like i just gota fit
I’ve been the number one diva in this game for a minute
I know you read the paper the one that they call the queen
Have the radio woundering on me because that where i be.

Beyonce is losing out on hours of beauty sleep – because she’s addicted to staying up late and watching fans perform her famous dance moves online. (My all time favorite fan version is the one above)

The success of Knowles’ catchy tune Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) blew up when the star shook to the beat in her new music video, wearing only a body-hugging leotard and high heels.

The singer found her inspiration after stumbling across a clip of a 1960s Bob Fosse routine called Mexican Breakfast on video sharing website YouTube.com.

And now she can’t stop surfing the net for spoofs.

She tells U.S. magazine OK! “It’s beautiful, it’s amazing and I love it! I stay up all night watching them.”

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Haha!  These pictures are so funny.  There were so many good ones, but I couldn’t post them all.  These pics are of Beyonce performing this morning on the Today Show.

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