Ashton Kutcher has slammed women who insist on wearing the pants in a new Harper’s Bazaar magazine column.

The actor lists his ‘don’ts’ in the article, suggesting that he’s not the only guy who likes women in skirts and dresses – and fragrance free.
He notes, “If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much. More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply.”

And, though he admits to liking women who cover up, he isn’t fond of what he calls the “Hillary Clinton look.”

He adds, “I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me. By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit (and) took a lesson from (iconic First Lady) Jackie Kennedy.”

The fussy star, who is wed to Demi Moore, also urges women to leave the jewelry at home: “Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money. I don’t want my woman looking like she got bedazzled.”

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“I was 15. It was out in the woods with a girl I had just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was a fluke and I’d gotten better.”

Ashton Kutcher reveals his first sexual experience.

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Ashton Kutcher refuses to watch his wife Demi Moore’s sex scenes on screen, because he suffers a jealous rage seeing her with other men.

The actress has jumped into bed with countless Hollywood stars, all in the name of art – including Woody Harrelson in Indecent Proposal, Rob Lowe in About Last Night and Michael Douglas in Disclosure.

But Kutcher switches off when her sees her with another man.

He explains, “In real life, I’m not jealous. But I can’t cope with watching her with another guy on film. As an actor, I know that any feelings you’re showing are manufactured. But I still don’t want to fool my mind into thinking she’s into another guy.”

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Ashton Kutcher on the film set for his upcoming movie at Robertson Boulevard in L.A., yesterday.

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Demi Moore was quoted talking about her marriage proposal from Ashton Kutcher:

“He asked me to marry him on April Fool’s Day. It didn’t turn out to be a joke though.” Demi Moore thought she was being Punk’d when husband Ashton Kutcher proposed to her five years ago.

Yet her and her leeches are still together with Ashton’s hot self. Let me know when you’re done with him, I’ll take him off of your hands.

Ashton Kutcher has promised that his new show Pop Fiction will turn the tables on the paparazzi by feeding them fake news stories.

Paris Hilton was featured on the first show, claiming to have found religion by hanging out with what looked like a Buddhist monk. She was quickly busted when TMZ found out that the so-called monk was actually an actor from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Have you watched the show? From what I’ve seen of the Eva Longoria/Mario Lopez episode, Ashton tries to find out what gossip is going around in the lives of celebrities. He then fakes the news so that the fake gossip comes to life.

I’m not buying it and the show didn’t really interest me enough to finish that episode, let alone watch another.