Gotta love Star Magazine.  What-the-crap is this crap.  Yes, I know I said crap twice.

Haha, Ryan Seacrest….too funny.

This was my FAVORITE performance on last night’s American Idol. Why? Not because Sanjaya is any good, that would be silly. But because WHILE Sanjaya was performing the ear numbing “Girl You Really Got Me Going” there was a little girl in the audience that was crying – hysterically. Think the Beatles. Think Elvis. Think Michael Jackson. This little girl thought she was in the pressence of someone HUGE. At first I thought the little girl was a bit – well – special… but I don’t think she is. She just really – really likes Sanjaya. After the camera’s caught her crying the first time – they couldn’t stop filming her. I don’t know if she knew she was being filmed the whole time. Ahhhh, last week Simon told Ryan to come out of the closet, and this week – this. What’s next?

I cannot for the LIFE of me figure out how this kid is still on American Idol.  We are glutton for punishment, I suppose.  I wonder what CRAZY hairdo he’s going to come up with for next week. 

Simon Cowell told Ryan Seacrest to come out of the closet!

And the thing is – Ryan should have seen it coming.  As soon as he said what he said – he left the door WIDE open for Simon to pounce on him.

Ryan: “We have a question from Georgia. What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?”

Melinda Doolittle: ”Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I’m sorry.”

Ryan: ”Simon, any advice on the high heels?”

Simon: “You should know, Ryan.”

Ryan: “Stay out of my closet, Simon.”

Simon: “Well, come out.”

Ryan: “This is about the top twelve. Okay? Not your wishes…We’re friends.”

Source

Former “American Idol” finalist Mario Vasquez is facing accusations that he tried to masturbate in front of a male employee in a bathroom on the set of the hit show in February 2005.

Shortly thereafter, Vasquez mysteriously dropped out of “Idol,” citing personal reasons.

According to the lawsuit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ, Vazquez allegedly “sexually harassed” Magdaleno Olmos, assistant accountant for Fremantle Media, the company that produces American Idol.

In the lawsuit, Olmos claims “Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously … and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom … knocked on the door of the plaintiff’s stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door.”

STORY GETS R-RATED AFTER THE JUMP… (more…)

American Idol judge Simon Cowell has doomed a wannabe singer’s chance of winning the TV talent contest by revealing he’ll quit the show if he wins. The acid-tongued British judge admits he was stunned when contestant Sanjaya Malakar beat rocker Sundance Head for a place in the final 12 on Thursday night, and he’ll leave the show if the Indian-American singer is crowned the next “American Idol.”

Brutal Cowell says, “He’s not going to win. I won’t be back if he does!”

I can’t even begin to imagine how he’s still on the show anyway.  He has an AWFUL voice.

Obviously a girl is going to win this year, cause the mens suck!  But enough of that, I just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Sanjaya’s hair.  What’s up with his freaking hair? What’s the deal… I mean seriously.  His hair makes me cringe.  I don’t like to look him in the eyes when he sings…he weirds me out.

Now I can’t tell who has worse hair – Sanjaya or Paula.  You decide.