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Johnny Depp And Amber Heard’s Apology Video Is Hilarious

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Oh god, and then the universe gave us THIS.

Remember yesterday when we reported that Amber Heard and Johnny Depp got off for illegally smuggling their dogs into Australia last year? Well, part of their plea was a very ridiculous video. And well, now we have it. You can thank me later.

They’re both shockingly bad at “acting” in this video, but it is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looooong time, so there’s that. But it seems that Barnaby Joyce, the deputy prime minister of Australia, isn’t done with these two quite yet. Joyce made some statements after the video apology was released:

Australia’s deputy prime minister — who once threatened to euthanize dogs belonging to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — has mocked the actors’ videotaped apology for failing to declare the Yorkshire terriers when entering the country last year.

Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce told Australian public broadcaster ABC that Depp “looked like he was auditioning for the Godfather” in the somber apology video, but said he did not “think he’ll get an Academy Award for his performance.”

He doubled down on his criticism in an interview with CNN affiliate Channel 7′s “Sunrise” program, advising the Academy Award-nominated actor to “do it again” with “a little gusto.” The apology video by the Hollywood couple was played to a Queensland court on Monday as Heard appeared over the incident.

(Via CNN)

yikes. He’s not pulling ANY punches with these two.

What do YOU think of their video?

Posted Tuesday, April 19th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Amber Heard Avoids A Good ‘Ol Australian Dog-Smuggling Conviction

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Amber Heard, you’re one lucky lady.

Remember when Johnny Depp and her just all willy-nilly brought her two Yorkshire terriers into Australia last year? Well, as you remember that shizz came back to haunt her in REAL TIME, because as I’ve come to learn Australians are not messing around when you bring animals into their country. Now, she’s barely avoided a conviction for illegally taking her dogs into Australia.

The actress pleaded guilty in court for making a false statement on her immigration card about her dogs, and made some weird apology video to show how remorseful she was (with a cameo from Johnny, of COURSE). The Queensland judge gave her a one-month good behavior bond with no conviction recorded. If she breaks the bond she must pay $1,000, with a maximum penalty of 10 years in jail or fines of up to A$265,000.

Lesson learned, I hope.

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Posted Monday, April 18th, 2016 at 2:14pm
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Johnny Depp Thanked Amber Heard For “Putting Up With Him.”

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Oh, I’m sure there are things in it for her.

Just one month away from their anniversary, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are going strong!

Depp gave his wife a shout out Sunday night while accepting the Desert Palm Achievement Award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival, which was sweet, but also super self-important, much like both Depp and Heard:

“I also have to thank my wife Amber for putting up with me, for living with all these characters, which can’t be easy,” he said, referring to his many film roles. “It’s hard for me—it’s got to be hard for her.”

In November, Depp exclusively opened up to me about Heard, in one of the most obnoxious quotes I’ve ever heard, outside of Blake Lively‘s crafting/wanting to be the next Martha Stewart interviews:

“We connect on a lot of levels but the first thing that really got me was she’s an aficionado of the blues,” he said at the L.A. premiere of her film The Danish Girl. “I would play a song, some old obscure blues song, and she knew what it was.”

(Via E!)

I wanna vomit when I think about Depp and twenty-something Heard listening to obscure blues paid for by Pirates of the Carribbean franchise money. GET OVER YOURSELVES.

Photo FameFlynet

 

Posted Monday, January 4th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Johnny Depp will always love his ex-girlfriend Vanessa Paradis

Johnny Depp will always love his ex-girlfriend Vanessa Paradis

Despite being married to Amber Heard, Johnny Depp will always love the mother of his children, ex-girlfriend Vanessa Paradis.

In a new interview, he had nothing but good things to say about Vanessa. He said, “She’s a great mother and a great woman. And when you’ve got a woman who’s been good to you, who you have a couple of kids with, you don’t just abandon ship. The love may change, but you keep loving her, no matter what.”

He also talked about how surprised he was to find love with Amber because actors and actresses don’t get along that easily together. He said, “In a lot of ways I am everything Amber wouldn’t want to be with, and in a lot of ways, she’s everything I wouldn’t want to be with, because actors and actresses don’t find it easy to get on together.”

He went on to say, “But she has a very good perspective on her career – she’s a very smart woman who has a lot to say about a lot of things. Plus, she’s into old blues musicians – she has the ability to bring up the names of really obscure old guys like Slim Harpo or Tampa Red – and when I saw that, well, there was no way around it. She’s a wonderful girl and I’m very lucky.”

Amber also gets along well with Johnny’s children. He added, “They are all close, like pals, and it’s been great. It’s amazing when you see things that you are proud of in your children. They’re good kids – smart, polite and caring, and they’ve turned out incredibly well, especially having lived alongside me, because most parents’ jobs don’t require the sort of weirdness that mine does! Jack draws really well and he also plays music very well. But aside from being in school plays, he hasn’t shown any desire to be an actor, I’m relieved to say.”

Sounds like one big happy family!

Source, Photo Credit: Fame/Flynet

Posted Friday, November 20th, 2015 at 9:09am
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