Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are new parents! Alec, 55, and Hilaria, 29, welcomed a baby girl on Friday, and they named her Carmen Gabriela. Hilaria tweeted the news, “We are overjoyed to announce the birth of our daughter Carmen Gabriela. She is absolutely perfect. @ABFalecbaldwin @IrelandBBaldwin.
Alec’s daughter, Ireland Baldwin, who he once famously called a “thoughtless little pig” has some advice for her new baby sister. She posted an open letter online to Carmen, telling her “You have been born into one crazy family.”
The 17-year-old daughter of Alec and Kim Basinger wrote:
You have entered the world! Welcome! We have all been anticipating your arrival! By we, I mean a lot of people. Girl, you haven’t even met them, but there are a ton of people who care about you. I’m not sure where exactly to begin. There are so many things I want to tell you, though it is best that you discover those truths on your own. There are countless lessons that I want to teach you, but I have faith that you will learn a majority of them on your own journey and they will help you grow. Though, I do want to take this opportunity to share the little knowledge I do have on a few things. You will eventually make your own decisions, but hopefully you will listen to and use the knowledge I have gained from my past experiences and from the results of my many mistakes. Here is a list. Simply the most complicated list of lists. You won’t understand some of it, I’m sure. Or… maybe you will? Maybe you are some kind of genius. Rocket Scientist. Maybe you have a future at NASA or some shit. I’m very bad at math, so let us all pray that you got the math gene. Maybe you will never encounter any of the following. In case you do, you’ll have a few guidelines. Trust me. I sure wish I had an experimental, older, wild child of a sister. I would have been way better off. So here I am. Hopefully by the time you read and understand this, we’ll be best friends, sitting in some rad coffee shop in Brooklyn, talking about bands and how hot Channing Tatum used to be hot. Maybe cars will be hovering and shit. Anyways. Here it goes. Take it or leave. Live it, learn it, love it.
She went on to give LOT of advice, including: “1. REMEMBER THAT YOUR PARENTS WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 2. WALK AWAY. 3. ENJOY YOUR CHILD HOOD AND YOUR TEENAGE YEARS!!!! 4. ALCOHOL, WEED, AND PARTIES, OH MY!”
Read her full letter here!
Posted Monday, August 26th, 2013 at 10:10am
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