I don’t know why I am drawn to the Bachelor. It always sucks – and I like it. I am endlessly entertained by women making an ass out themselves on public tv.  I mean they signed up for it, right?

Tauni (above) stuck her butt in his face – and shook it.  She claimed it was her “vibe”.  I mean that is classic tv right there. I can’t imagine why he didn’t pick her!

Melissa lost her fake boob thingy, where Jade picked it up and displayed it for everyone to see.  Melissa admits that it’s hers, and that she’s “trying very hard to be bigger boobed,” but gives up and takes out the second one.  Melissa also proceeds to get VERY drunk, and can hardly stand up during the rose ceremony.

My favorite moment of the night was when Morgan decides “desperate measures” are called for and shows Brad her webbed toes! She takes off her shoes and puts her feet up on the table, so the poor Bachelor can have a closer look at her nasty ass feet. Recounting the incident to the camera, Brad is laughing so hard, he has to wipe the tears from his eyes.  I was right there with ya, Brad.

Juli decided that Brad wanted to see her “human pretzel” and whipped that badboy stunt out. Juli decides that to get the First Impression Rose, she’ll have to do her “Human Pretzel” routine but first she puts on long pants under her dress so she can bend her legs behind her head without flashing him! McCarten declares she wouldn’t have done that and pronounces the stunt “awkward.”

Now this is TV at it’s best.  Thank you very much.

Southern gentleman Brad Womack is ABC’s newest Bachelor, the network has announced.
Starring in a reality series about romance – the 11th edition of the matchmaking show – is a drastic change for the Atlanta-born, Texas-reared 34-year-old, who spent his 20s working in the oil fields of Louisiana, North Dakota and California.

But perhaps it’s not so different from tending bar, which is how he began his rise to success. Working with his brothers Wesley and Chad (his twin), Womack saved enough money to purchase his first drinking establishment in 2001. He now co-owns four bars with his brothers – both of whom are married – and resides in Austin. (He and the brothers are featured on the MySpace page for one of their bars, The Chuggin’ Monkey.)

Already, the show has dubbed him “The Bachelor’s own McSteamy” and claims he is “sincere” and “optimistic” about finding his wife.

Womack is set to wrangle his perfect match among 25 eager women he’ll meet in the Monday, Sept. 24, premiere (9:30 p.m. ET).

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Kate Walsh and her new engagement ring! 

Basically all of ABC’s stars got together to celebrate the new lineup.  For the full lineup, plus information on some new ABC shows – go here!

In order:  Anne Heche, the cast of Brothers & Sisters, Christina Applegate, the cast of Desperate Housewives, Ellen Pompeo, Emilie de Ravin, Evangeline Lilly, Laura Prepon, Lucy Lui & Rebecca Romijn

Maybe hoping people will actually watch the Bachelor this year, ABC is running around telling anyone who will listen that this bachelor really DID find true love!

Andy Baldwin is not your average “Bachelor.”

The 30-year-old Navy doctor has really truly found the love of his life on the ABC reality show, which unspools its 10th cycle on April 2 after “Dancing With the Stars.”

“I came out with an amazing woman and I’m totally in love,” Baldwin declared during a conference call with reporters yesterday.

And he really seemed to mean it.

Unlike many of his predecessors, Baldwin, who grew up in Lancaster, Pa., didn’t go into the show on a lark.

“Andy came into this with real sincerity and that’s something that we haven’t had from all of our bachelors, unfortunately,” said executive producer Mike Fleiss.

Indeed, “The Bachelor” has seemed more Grimm’s fairy tale than Cinderella story, except for the camera-hungry bachelorettes who come off like ugly stepsisters. So far three couples remain together, according to Fleiss: Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter (who actually made their love connection on “The Bachelorette”), Charlie O’Connell and Sarah Brice, and Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado. But last year’s “Bachelor” with the so-called Prince Lorenzo Borghese seemed particularly manufactured.

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Yay team! ABC has announced that it will bring back Men in Trees (14 episodes!) and Brothers & Sisters.  They are two of my favorite shows, for sure!  I miss Men in Trees!  It’s been ages since they’ve given us a new episode.  C’mon! Give me more!

And I haven’t talked yet about October Road, have I? Well – I LOVED IT.  This is TOTALLY my kinda show.  And it’s written by the people behind one of my favorite movies, “Beautiful Girls.” If you haven’t seen October Road – you’ve only missed one episode.  You can watch that episode online at ABC.  Go here… the next October Road will air tomorrow night on ABC following Grey’s Anatomy (which is new!!)!

I love most of the characters.  (What’s up with his friends?  Are they retarded? I’m being serious…do they have special needs?)

The main character is played by Bryan Greenberg (on the left.  You may have seen him in Prime or One Tree Hill) who I find totally ADORABLE.

I’m not a huge fan of Laura Prepon, but I did like her here! 

Check it out, if you haven’t already!!