Another lady Kardashian, people! Get out the hair extensions and waist trainers…
In glorious Kardashian form, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna revealed on yesterday’s premiere of Rob & ChynaÂ that they’re having a girl. Of course, because Rob is basic in all ways, he was “hoping” for a boy.
“I’m pretty nervous. I’m excited,” Rob says before the big reveal. “I really want a boy.”
Then the doctor announces, “You are havingâ€¦a girl!”
“Rob, it’s a girl!” Chyna exclaims excitedly. “Oh, that’s crazy,” Rob adds.
Well, yeah. I mean, it’s gotta be something- 50% girl, 50% boy. Simple statistics. Oh man, these people are great parents already. Poor King Cairo.Â
At least I did all of you the favor of summarizing what happened on last night’s premiere. YOU’RE WELCOME.