Well, good thing Khloe Kardashian has a kause.
On Wednesday, the reality star wrote a blog post on her website where she reveals her thoughts on manscaping. And yes, they are hot, topical, of the moment and definitely political in every way. Yes, it’s better than the news. It’s Khloe’s outlook on pubes. Check it:
“Do you know guys who manscape?! The term is so funny but it basically refers to guys who groom themselves. I’m all about certain forms of male beauty upkeep. But there are some grooming choices that I just can’t get on board with when it comes to men that I’m dating.”
When it comes to chest hair, she wants a little…but not too much.
“I’ve never been with a guy that waxes his chest. At least that I know of, LOL! I do like some chest hair in moderation. If he waxes his chest because he’s way too hairy then I think I would appreciate that. If you’re too bald that’s weird too.”
And no unibrow, thankyouverymuch:
“I think you should clean the unibrow area but I don’t think your brows should be shaped. Kourtney dated someone in high school with shaped brows and it was weird, LOL.”
“If you shave your back, I don’t want to know about it. I don’t want to feel any stubble happening when I give you a hug. I think men should do laser hair removal if their situation is that bad.”
But dudes- don’t feel weird occasionally splurging on a mani/pedi:
“I love a mani/pedi for guys. I actually promote it and I think its it’s a beautiful thing.”
And hair…down there? Oh, she’s got OPINIONS TO SPARE:
“I don’t want to get lost down there so I think guys should do a trim. But NO waxing!”
(Via Khloe Kardashian)
See? Now you know everything there is to know about Khloe Kardashian’s views on men with body and facial hair. Sounds like she wants a dude who just like…normally takes care of himself. Like, NORMAL. Shocking.