Malia Obama Is Having The Best Summer EVER

Comments 2
Posted by:

Screen Shot 2016-08-19 at 10.46.00 AM

Hey, you gotta live it up before COLLEGE, girl.

Malia Obama has been doing all the post-high school pre-college things: she took a cool trip to Liberia, Morocco and Spain with her mom, did some twerking and possibly smoked a joint on the not-so-DL. Currently, Malia is with her family doing what the Obamas always do in summer- vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard. And while Sasha keeping busy working the register at a seafood joint, Malia is just chillllling, going to summer parties.

Malia Obama isn’t about to let a vacation with Mom and Dad stop her from partying like a pro. According to the Boston Herald, the first daughter, who seems to have a well-developed eye for a good night out, attended a party on Martha’s Vineyard that ended up getting shut down by the cops.

The paper claimed the “rowdy” shindig in sleepy West Tisbury — where the first family is spending its annual summer trip — was closed down because of noise complaints, but that “Malia, of course, was escorted home by her Secret Service squad, who, we’re told, got her outta there right quick when the heat showed up!”

The local cops wouldn’t confirm to Page Six that Malia was among the revelers, but admitted that there was a “routine noise complaint” at a house on the night in question, and when officers asked the owners to shut it down, “they complied.” Sources told us the party was thrown by some college kids on vacation. The White House didn’t get back to us.

(Via Page Six)

This feels fairly typical, and honestly the Secret Service agents aren’t there to “parent” Malia, just make sure she stays safe. They let her do her thing and protect her, even if it’s from the police. And yeah, these days everyone seems to need protection from the po-po.

Photo: Instagram

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Posted by:
Friday, August 19th, 2016 at 11:11am
Filed under Bits & Pieces, Uncategorized | 2 Comments


Add Your Comment

  • First-time commenter? A confirmation email will be sent to you after you post your comment.

  • Please check your inbox ... your comment will not appear until you have confirmed your identity via email.

Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry.
Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments.


August 19th, 2016 at 7:13 pm

Congratulations Rebecca! You managed to put several black-isms in this post about Malia Obama. You added “girl” to the end of your first sentence. Is Malia “just chillllling” with 5 Ls or what? I like how you ended it with fear of the “po-po”.

August 22nd, 2016 at 6:30 am

Rebecca, in the future, please try to keep your ignorant comments to yourself regarding law enforcement. By continuing to foster this absurd idea that the police are all bad, you are encouraging people to act irresponsibly and hateful towards a group of people who spend their lives protecting us. When was the last time you were willing to suit up in your Kevlar vest and put your life on the line to save innocent people?
This is discrimination.

Follow ICYDK