HarperÃ¢â¬â¢s Bazaar devoted their September issue to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and appropriately, many of their pics included cell phones. Kim and Kanye have an obsessive relationship to technology and social media, one that I think reflects our own which is why it’s so compelling.ÃÂ I love a good Yeezy rant, but I think having Kim there kind of grounds it. You can see the full editorial and interview here, but here are some highlights for you:
Kim and Kanye on each otherÃ¢â¬â¢s favorite body parts:
KW: Is the face a body part? My favorite body part of KimÃ¢â¬â¢s: heart.
KKW: Awww, now I have to say the same. But of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs.When IÃ¢â¬â¢m not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack. And of KanyeÃ¢â¬â¢s? I have to say his heart. And IÃ¢â¬â¢ve always loved his legs.
Favorite Taylor Swift song?
KW: For me? I donÃ¢â¬â¢t have one.
KKW: I was such a fan of hers.
Historical figure you identify with?
KKW: This one is hard.
KW: Us? Muhammad Ali, Marilyn MonroeÃ¢â¬âall day. Next question.
Favorite selfie pose?
KKW: I love a selfie in the mirror.
KW: I love her nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes. I feel like itÃ¢â¬â¢s almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think itÃ¢â¬â¢s important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing.
WhoÃ¢â¬â¢s more vain?
KKW: I mean, me.
KW: Yeah, I think she has vanity. And with me, I donÃ¢â¬â¢t give a fÃ¢â¬âk, bro; it is what it is. IÃ¢â¬â¢m the bestÃ¢â¬ânow what? I donÃ¢â¬â¢t know if thatÃ¢â¬â¢s a vain statement. I donÃ¢â¬â¢t particularly like photos of myself, though.
What makes you both laugh?
KKW: Kanye just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a bookÃ¢â¬âin 20 years, IÃ¢â¬â¢ll have a big book of analogies.They always make me laugh.
KW: KimÃ¢â¬â¢s just a funny person in general.
KKW: But I donÃ¢â¬â¢t get credit for being funny; itÃ¢â¬â¢s, like, not a thing.
KW: I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s like, Ã¢â¬ÅIs this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?Ã¢â¬Â See? That was funny.
How would you like to be remembered?
KKW: IÃ¢â¬â¢d like to be remembered as someone who was smart in business, works hard, and can be sexy and a mom. A powerful but still sexy, nonconforming woman. And I would hope that Kanye would be remembered for being smart and sticking to what he believes.
KW: Determined. I would say my determination is way higher than my smartness.
KKW: A lot of people have strong beliefs, but they donÃ¢â¬â¢t have the confidence to really stick to them. I really respect Kanye for that.
Kanye isnÃ¢â¬â¢t an overthinker: Ã¢â¬ÅThe one thing I donÃ¢â¬â¢t have an insecurity about is public perception. IÃ¢â¬â¢m not going to conform to it, you know? HereÃ¢â¬â¢s something thatÃ¢â¬â¢s contrary to popular belief: I actually donÃ¢â¬â¢t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I donÃ¢â¬â¢t. I do not like to think at allÃ¢â¬Â¦. I think about things to put them in a place where I donÃ¢â¬â¢t have to think about them anymore. Say if I had a child with a really bad mom, I would have to think more than if I had a child with a good mom. IÃ¢â¬â¢m just doing my homework early. I told my trainer today, IÃ¢â¬â¢m a mix of a 14-year-old high schooler and a 60-year-old guy. It can never fall into the 30s or the 40s. It has to be 100 percent 60 or 100 percent 14, no in between.Ã¢â¬Â
I do love how obsessed these two are with each other. And Kim seems VERY into being perceived as “sexy,” among other things. Interesting how you don’t have men saying they want to be remembered as being “sexy.” Ugh. For all she’s achieved, I hate that Kim is still SO socialized to be an object of desire. BAH.
Photos: Harper’s Bazaar