Poor Calvin Harris‘ mom. She’s probably got some “1989” merch that never got signed…
Yesterday, we reported that Taylor Swift went to the UK to meet Tom Hiddleston‘s grand ole mum. Well, somebody asked Calvin what he thought of the whole thing, and I think he mirrored what the world thought: that it’s “f****** laughable.”
He’s got some different reasoning behind it, though. According to TMZ, Taylor never meet Calvin’s parents at ALL at ANY POINT during their 15 month relationship. Which feels very off-brand for Tay, who always seemed very invested in Calvin. TMZ reports:
Sources close to the former coupleÃÂ say Calvin wanted Taylor to meet his parents, who live in the U.K., but Taylor always told him it was too far away.
We’re told Calvin was understandably “bewildered and astonished” when he heard about TayTom’s visit to meet his mother, Diana … in the freakin’ U.K.!! Remember, Hiddleston’s onlyÃÂ been in the pictureÃÂ for a few weeks at this point.
What’s the rush? One source says Calvin thinks Taylor’s cozying up to Tom to lock down a Bond girl role … IF he becomes the new James Bond, as rumored.
This sounds fishy. The idea that Taylor would think Scotland is “too far” also feels off (girl has a private jet, remember). Thankfully, the whole thing is more comical to Calvin, who also feels like he dodged a bullet. I’m right there with ya, Cal.