Oh, Madonna. What is UP with you?
I thought Madge’s appearance at the Met Gala was really messy, and generally her over-worked out, kinda maniacal appearance makes me feel weird and nauseous. She’s a legend, but she has to realize she’s in a different phase of her life, and she (GOD FORBID) might not be the most important person on the red carpet anymore. And that’s exactly what Page Six said, when they reported that Madonna’s buttcheeks NEEDED to have center stage on the gala’s red carpet:
A-listers, make way for Madonna. The Queen of Pop, squeezed into a peculiar posterior-baring bondage outfit, halted the red carpet at the Met Gala for her arrival.
A source tells us, “Madonna cleared the red carpet to make her big entrance, even though she was not really dressed. All these A-listers had to wait for Madonna, who insisted on having the carpet to herself, to have her pictures taken.”
Those held up and forced to wait on line while Madge did her thing included Katy Perry, Kim and Kanye, Naomi Campbell, Solange and all the designers. The source added that things got funny when Perry got impatient and started yelling out at limelight-loving Madonna, “Are we ready now? Can we go?”
Madonna making Kanye West wait is hilarious, but come ON. Half of the people waiting are way more pertinent than Madonna. I love that Katy was like, “HURRY THIS THE EFF UP ALREADY.” I agree. Gotta get those buttcheeks somewhere warm. Don’t wanna catch a cold!