Blac Chyna Was Burgled

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Blac Chyna: keep your Kardashians close, but your real enemies closer.

Someone broke into Blac’s house and made off with cash and jewelry from Chyna’s safe yesterday.  Whomever it was made out with around $200K of loot, and Blac is (understandably) PISSED.

Apparently, very few people even knew about the safe, so the reality star thinks the heist was done by an inner circle friend who’s bitter about her new lifestyle: no booze and no cigs. BC used to be down to party all the time, but she’s been sober for several months, probably to help her new fiance Rob Kardashian get his big fat life right.

She also thinks the culprit is jealous of her $325k engagement rock. Which seems like a non sequitur, but, I dunno. It’s just the right amount of “this seems logical but it’s also Blac Chyna so it also seems a little insane.”

LAPD is investigating the crime, but BC’s also busy eyeballing security footage to see if she recognizes any cars that approached her house. You know, who isn’t a Kardashian. Or maybe it IS a Kardashian?! Is this some kind of elaborate conspiracy theory? DELICIOUS.

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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016 at 10:10am
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