Rob KardashianÃÂ and Blac ChynaÃÂ are OF COURSE going to cash in on their trainwreck of a relationship, ASAP if possible.
Several big-time TV producers told TMZ that they are hot and heavy courting the two “lovebirds” with ways to capitalize on, er, commemorate, their special day. The most moneyed and ridiculous one would be an episodic docusoap leading up to the big day, with a whopping $150k-$200k each per episode, plus another $500k each for the finale.
I’m sure Rob and Blac are CLAMORING for that kind of deal, because they love each other so much, er, I mean, yeah I think that’s what I mean let me check their instagram right quick.
So what’s in the way of solidifying these beloveds in holy wedded bliss? Kris Jenner,ÃÂ of course. She has the family, including Rob,ÃÂ under a blanket dealÃÂ that gives E! first dibs at anything Kardashian. Kris has made it clear she’s not a fan of “Blac Rob,” so they’d really have to make a move out of the family.
Everything about this is disgusting and tasteless, so I guess personally I don’t really care what goes down, as long as I don’t hear about the sweet, sweet money involved. It’s depressing.
What do YOU think of these romantic wedding plans?