Earlier today, Jennifer Lopez released her new single, â€œAinâ€™t Your Mamaâ€œ, and it couldn’t have come at a more awkward time.
JLo, is set to debut â€œAinâ€™t Your Mamaâ€ live on the final episode of American Idol tonight, but nobody’s going to care (at least positively)Â for two reasons: 1. William Hung. 2. because the song was produced by the music industryâ€™s current gross rapist of the year, Dr. Luke, and co-written by one of my least favorite musicians, Meghan Trainor. It’s a virtual maelstrom of garbage!
The song’s about JLo telling the lazy videogame-playing man in her life that she isnâ€™t going to clean and cook up after the likes of Casper Smart! Er, I mean, unnamed boyfriend. The song goes to show, I guess, that Dr. Luke can be okay to women, right? UGH. This song’s gonna tank and I think the best part of the whole thing is how well photoshopped JLo looks in the image.
Photo: Jennifer Lopez