Earlier today, Jennifer Lopez released her new single, “Ain’t Your Mama“, and it couldn’t have come at a more awkward time.
JLo, is set to debut “Ain’t Your Mama” live on the final episode of American Idol tonight, but nobody’s going to care (at least positively) for two reasons: 1. William Hung. 2. because the song was produced by the music industry’s current gross rapist of the year, Dr. Luke, and co-written by one of my least favorite musicians, Meghan Trainor. It’s a virtual maelstrom of garbage!
The song’s about JLo telling the lazy videogame-playing man in her life that she isn’t going to clean and cook up after the likes of Casper Smart! Er, I mean, unnamed boyfriend. The song goes to show, I guess, that Dr. Luke can be okay to women, right? UGH. This song’s gonna tank and I think the best part of the whole thing is how well photoshopped JLo looks in the image.
Photo: Jennifer Lopez