Nick Cannon has said himself that he’s not ready to date…but this song is even MORE telling.
Sure, she’s talented and all that, but we all kind of knew/know Mariah Carey is a diva who likes money (and butterflies), right? Especially seeingÃÂ as how she’s already engaged to James Packer, after like two seconds of dating.
Well, the Wild ‘N Out star still has some things to work through- clearly- so what does he go and do? OH I don’t know, just pull a Taylor Swift and write a song about it. The song’s called “Oh Well,” and while it’s pretty meh, there are some details that uh, STRONGLY allude to Mariah being a golddigger and superficial as all hell. Shocker, I know.ÃÂ Here are some lyrics:
“All you needed was a n***** with the money, cars and cribs.”
“She didn’t like when I was broke, but she missed the old me. Wait, girl Ã¢â¬â you got me confused.”
“Baby girl, don’t cry. I won’t lie. Our relationship was a lie, but baby some die. I guess we parted, that’s all. Oh well.”
I know, nothing like, completely shocking. If he had rapped “Mariah Carey has female patterned baldness,” or “Mariah Carey has a vibrant World of Warcraft presence,” now that would be surprising. Check out the track below and tell us if Mariah’s gonna be pissed or if her fiance will just…buy out Soundcloud and make it go away…