This seems healthy.
On Wednesday, it was reported that Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend/captive Mia Goth are taking their relationship to the next level, maybe, as they are maybe engaged. I know, I was hoping to hear “broken up,” but hey, it’s a Thursday. That’s Friday news for sure.
A source told Us Magazine that while the couple was shopping at the grocery store Gelson’s earlier this month, the Even Stevens alum told the cashier that he and the model were going to get married. Yeah- you know. Just spreading the good word Shia…never crazy, always sane.
Not to mention, another witness said that Goth was sporting a big ol rock on THAT finger.
Okay, okay, engagement rumors have been circling around this couple for some time, and so have some very real domestic abuse NOT-rumors.Â The two stars have been dating on and off since meeting on the set of Nymphomaniac: Vol. II in 2012 (with one pesky little break in July 2015 when Shia issued a death threat to Mia) and it’s been a real crazy whirlwind and one that I don’t particularly like hearing about.
Doubt they’ll make it to the altar…and I think that’s a good thing. Mia always seems like a scared sad little planet orbiting in the crazy galaxy of LaBeouf.