Oh Khloe. Soon we’ll know EVERYTHING about your sex life.
KhloÃÂ© Kardashian revealed on her app today why she likes it loud in a new mini-essay, “Dirty Talk Is Hot as F–k. Here’s Why.” Yes, she’s no shrinking daisy, y’all:
Ã¢â¬ÅI believe in dirty talk,” Kardashian, 31, writes. “Communicating during sex is a MUST, and I actually think it’s rude if you’re not vocal, LOL.Ã¢â¬Â
Ã¢â¬ÅIf my guy isn’t vocal, I’m not excited,Ã¢â¬Â she continues. Ã¢â¬ÅHow am I supposed to know if he’s enjoying himself???”
“You don’t have to come up with crazy s–t to say. It’s OK to just get louder if you’re enjoying something,” she explains. “It’s a sexy way to learn what turns your partner on, especially if you’re newly together. This isn’t f–king work, honey! Enjoy it or get out!!!”
Lots of exclamation points for some information that’s pretty obvious. Or maybe not? Either way, she feels very zealous about this essay that reads like a poorly-written Cosmo article.
That being said, girl’s single now. Maybe it’s an invitation for dudes to SPEAK UP!