Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, we GET IT.
I don’t know who keeps giving the 43-year-old interviews (looking at you, People, Glamour, Allure and the LIKE) but you gotta start asking GOOPY some new questions. The woman is like a broken record when it comes to balance, health, feeling young and blah blah blah blah. Someone ask her about Brad Pitt‘s penis or like, hanging out at the Viper Room in the 90’s because I’m getting sick of “hearing how good she feels in her own skin.” ZZZZZZ.
If you aren’t sick of it yet, let me clue you in: lady told People that she relies on balance in her life to keep her feeling her best:
“I think it’s really important to be happy, and I think women get happy by being authentic,” she says. “But I also believe in exercise, eating well, drinking lots of water, sex, sleeping and being around people who make you feel good. And I think that glow that you get in life comes from a combination of all those things.”
Along with 400 dollar skin cream, because very soon you can buy that glow with her new skincare line, Juice Beauty. She says:
“Women deserve to have a really effective, beautifully made product that’s non toxic and organic.”
Yes, I agree I’m not a monster but man, instead of peddling overpriced products, can we talk about something else? Anything else? I’ll even settle for Chris Martin‘s penis, I’m that desperate.