Rob Kardashian wants his family to CHILL THE F OUT ALREADY.
The reality star and lover of the Blac says he’s completely sober and there’s no reason to think otherwise (please forget my girlfriend’s ecstacy, love you byeeee). TMZ reports that Rob’s disappointed that his family believes he could slip so quickly into a drugged up oblivion, and that he’s clean and improving his quality of life by living with his excstacy-popping, drunk-a-doo in Austin girlfriend Blac Chyna.
Um, that doesn’t feel SO far fetched to me.
Rob ASSURES us all that he’s finally eating to lose weight, and he works out everyday because she has a gym in her house. BUT, when Khloe Kardashian came home to the nauseating scene of Blac and Rob making out in her kitchen, there were liquor bottles all over the place. So Rob still drinks, but nothing else? Newsflash: booze is still a drug, and an unhealthy one at that.
Rob’s not the brightest crayon in the box, is he? Lots of logic leaps in this news.