These two enforce a strict no-pee policy, but sometimes…a homeless dude has to do what he has to do!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s Hollywood Hills home had a little visit from the cops last week, after their security guards noticed a man lurking in the bushes. The guards thought he was a crazed fan (yes, this is the kind of world we live in) or trespasser, so they detained him until the coppers came. TURNS OUT: the guys was just homeless and looking to relieve himself.
He had no outstanding warrants and no history of bothering the famous couple, TMZ reports. Cops looked at surveillance video and the story checked out. Nobody was at home, but despite all the philanthropy I’m pretty sure things would’ve gone the same way.
Short lesson: don’t pee at the Pitt’s.