I love how Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna‘s relationship is becoming like, a zany Thelma and Louise-style narrative that will most likely end in some very weird, very confused and probably angry children. But let’s take a breath and start from last week, where the relationship broke and ERRYBODY got PISSED. One instagram pic led to another and eventual good ol Blac went to prison in Austin, Texas. You know, just another day.
Anyhow, Rob drove 1,377 miles (from L.A. to Austin) to personally take Blac in his Black Bentley back to L.A, basically minutes after Chyna got arrested for public intoxication at the Austin International Airport on Friday. Not sure why Blac didn’t just sober up and get on another plane, but that’s love, I guess.
TMZ reports that the Kardashian family is alarmed, and hey, I would be, too. Dating this trainwreck of a woman means more structure to Rob’s life than the occasional twitter quote to Khloe Kardashian or run to Del Taco. And for Rob, that’s SCARY.
Ride or die, you crazy kids. Ride. Or. Die.