Anyone wanna hear about wookie sex? Good.
Khloé Kardashian just revealed the three wildest places she’s ever had sex on her website khloewithak.com. And if you’re dying to know more about this highly sought after info, she ranked each spot. Phew! For a second I thought she’d keep something private, but obvi no.
“Doing it on a private plane is great, especially when there are other passengers on board. It’s part of the thrill!” the Strong Looks Better Naked author wrote, giving the experience a 5 out of 5 rating. “I walked into the bathroom first and then he followed so it wasn’t exactly stealth, haha!!! Everyone obviously knew what was going on in and when I walked out, they asked if we had fun, LOL!!!”
She also likes a kitchen countertop…sometimes.
“You’re at home, so it’s comfortable, but it’s still a little different than the norm,” she explained. “A marble kitchen counter is sexy, thrilling…and cold, LOL!”
But cars? Not for Khloe.
“Someone else was driving and I was in the backseat, but I’m a tall girl so it feels cramped and it hurts my f—ing knees. Getting down in a moving car is a waste of time, because nothing happens for me. I just don’t get to the finish line!” she wrote. “If you’re down for a thrill, then by all means, but this one gets a low rating from me!”
The score she gave car sex? A measly 2 out of 5. But you know, the LOLing and the use of the world “thrill” is enough for me. I think TMI, personally. Now if she’d had sex in Kris Jenner’s Kristmas Korridor or like, behind Rob Kardashian’s favorite Del Taco, THAT would be fun to hear about.
What do you think of her “crazy sex spots?”