Yeah, if my first marriage was with MARIAH CAREY, I probably wouldn’t want to get married again, either…
Recently, the comedian did an interview with DuJour where he talks all about marriage, and how he’s super down on it. Well, not down, just looking at it logically, you know, with statistics and fractions. He said:
“I feel like marriage isn’t for everyoneÃ¢â¬Â¦ A friend of mine put it the funniest way. He said, ‘If you heard that there was a 50/50 chance of living or dying when you jump out of a plane, you probably wouldn’t go skydiving.”‘
And the analogy continues:
“There’s like a 50/50 chance of a marriage working. If it didn’t work out for you the first time, and you still survived it, you probably shouldn’t do it again.”
So no Mrs. Cannon in the future?
“I highly doubt it.”
Yikes, sounds like he’s been BURNED. Again, I totally sympathize for the guy- a marriage to Mariah Carey would be uh, the marriage to end all marriages. But it’s also still pretty new. Time will tell!
Image: Steven Brahms/DuJour