Oh, Jennifer Lawrence. You are not slutty or a lesbian. But you do have the power!
The actress covered the new issue of Glamour and though I usually find her kinda like “I’m SO down to earth it’s ANNOYING,” this interview is pretty darn okay in my book. Here are some highlights via Celebitchy:
Her Kentucky roots: Ã¢â¬ÅMy cousin and I were talking last night about what we wanted to do with our dead bodies. And IÃ¢â¬â¢m like, Ã¢â¬ÅI want my ashes scattered on Lake Cumberland.Ã¢â¬Â And when I said it out loud, I was like, Ã¢â¬ÅWow. You really are still rooted in your redneck [ways]. But basically itÃ¢â¬â¢s a certain grit. EverythingÃ¢â¬â¢s very family oriented. Nobody knows or cares about designers. I care! But I didnÃ¢â¬â¢t used to.Ã¢â¬Â
Her style: Ã¢â¬ÅSlutty power lesbian. That is literally what I say to a stylist. [Laughs.] I donÃ¢â¬â¢t know if thatÃ¢â¬â¢s offensiveÃ¢â¬â first of all, Dior is its own house thatÃ¢â¬â¢s very feminine and beautiful; this past press tour every dress was just phenomenal. So you donÃ¢â¬â¢t see me as a slutty power lesbian on the red carpet a lot, because IÃ¢â¬â¢m embodying the Dior woman, which is an honor.Ã¢â¬Â¦ But [also] IÃ¢â¬â¢ve got t-ts and an ass. And there are things that are made for skinny peopleÃ¢â¬âlike a lot of embroidery, or it covers a lotÃ¢â¬âand those make me look fat. I have to show the lumps. If you have boobs, you have to show, like, Ã¢â¬ÅThese are boobs. This isnÃ¢â¬â¢t cellulite.Ã¢â¬Â Not that thereÃ¢â¬â¢s anything wrong with that.Ã¢â¬Â
Her wage gap essay: Ã¢â¬ÅThe womenÃ¢â¬â¢s pay gap is a real thing that a lot of people donÃ¢â¬â¢t know about. It hasnÃ¢â¬â¢t been in our consciousness; it wasnÃ¢â¬â¢t in mine. I donÃ¢â¬â¢t think it was SonyÃ¢â¬â¢s fault. I donÃ¢â¬â¢t think it was anybodyÃ¢â¬â¢s fault. I wanted to open up about how my mentality got in my wayÃ¢â¬Â¦ SonyÃ¢â¬â¢s a business. YouÃ¢â¬â¢re not gonna give somebody more money if they donÃ¢â¬â¢t ask for it. TheyÃ¢â¬â¢ve got to fit a million movie stars into one movie. TheyÃ¢â¬â¢re trying to realistically make this happen. You know, [after the Lenny essay came out] my agent was like, Ã¢â¬ÅGod, I feel like I look like a terrible agent.Ã¢â¬Â Well, no, because you have to do everything I say. And I said, Ã¢â¬ÅSettle.Ã¢â¬Â Ã¢â¬â¢Cause I just wanted to do the movie; it wasnÃ¢â¬â¢t about money to me at the time. But all the actors were doing that. None of us were getting our [usual] quotes. But the difference in who was getting a little less, and a lot less, than their quote was very vast. And I wanted to write about how I got in my own way. Ã¢â¬â¢Cause I assume that in negotiating, the men were tough as balls.Ã¢â¬Â
Speaking up about her hacked photos: Ã¢â¬ÅIf I was quiet, it would have seemed like I was ashamed. And I wasnÃ¢â¬â¢t ashamed; I was enraged. Not once have I felt like I Ã¢â¬Ålearned a lesson.Ã¢â¬Â I didnÃ¢â¬â¢t do anything wrong! Even IÃ¢â¬â¢ve defended myself by saying I was in a relationship with a wonderful man for five years. But even if I wasnÃ¢â¬â¢t, even if I [just] went on a date with a guyÃ¢â¬âit doesnÃ¢â¬â¢t matter what the situation is. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s your body. And you can do whatever you want.Ã¢â¬Â
The shooting at Planned Parenthood: Ã¢â¬ÅItÃ¢â¬â¢s so awfulÃ¢â¬Â¦. It isnÃ¢â¬â¢t an attack on abortions; itÃ¢â¬â¢s an attack on women. Because Planned Parenthood is so much more [than abortion]. My mom was really religious with me when I was young. SheÃ¢â¬â¢s not so much anymore. And I wouldnÃ¢â¬â¢t have been able to get birth control if it werenÃ¢â¬â¢t for Planned P. I wouldnÃ¢â¬â¢t have been able to get condoms and birth control and all these things I needed as a normal teenager who was growing up in a Jesus house. And now [gestures widely] I am a successful woman who has not had a pregnancyÃ¢â¬Â¦But seriously. What harm comes from supplying people with birth control, condoms, Pap smears, and cancer screenings?Ã¢â¬Â
SheÃ¢â¬â¢s not misunderstood: Ã¢â¬ÅI donÃ¢â¬â¢t feel like IÃ¢â¬â¢m misunderstood. I feel like IÃ¢â¬â¢m over-paid-attention-to. IÃ¢â¬â¢m not trying to be a GIF. IÃ¢â¬â¢m not trying to be a picked-up-on-Twitter quote. All IÃ¢â¬â¢m trying to do is act. And I have to promote these movies. And I am, at the end of the day, I guess, a fÃ¢â¬âking lunatic. So if you record what IÃ¢â¬â¢m saying, itÃ¢â¬â¢s gonna be goofy. What do I do? What do I do? IÃ¢â¬â¢m just a girl, sitting in front of the world and asking them to forgive her for speaking.
Oh Jennifer, you are kinda great. So outspoken and so willing to use her power for good! If I ever see you, JLaw, I’ll buy you any slutty power lesbian padded blazer you want.