See? Car accidents can yield some benefits…some sweet, lucrative, heartache-y benefits…
As everybody knew and I think kinda weirdly expected, Megan Fox filed for divorce on Friday. As everyone also expected, she’ll be paying ex Brian Austin Green spousal support because of the large disparity in income, income potential and hotness.
Brian has worked very little since last December when he was in a head-on collision (not a metaphor for his career, I promise). As we reported, Brian and Megan were driving when they were hit by a drunk driver who was later arrested. At the time of the accident, Brian and Megan were not injured but later I guess the accident triggered a bad case of vertigo, which is actually a real thing (at least according to Brian’s lawyers).
Apparently Brian’s vertigo is so bad he can’t get out of bed to “act.” In all the “acting opportunities he may or may not have.” In any case, it’s gonna get him some serious cash.
Can I get vertigo?