I that that back. If there was a bald eagle and apple pie up in there with good ol Matt Damon, THAT would be the most American thing ever…
But I guess until that happens, here ya go. It’s Matt Damon riding the famous Matterhorn with his wife Luciana and some pals at Disneyland in Anaheim. And despite being in the front of the bobsled, it seems like he’s staying dry and sexy.
You’re welcome, y’all.