Sometimes I’m like, oh yeah, whatever happened to that bland, non-offensive hipster couple Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger?
And then I’ll see them out and about in NYC and be gently reminded about how boring they are in a hip, non-obnoxious way. I mean, I give them props because the two have been dating for almost ten years (hopefully they won’t go the Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner route), and seem pretty chill, but I’m also like, what’s the deal with these two? Are they just gonna tandem bike Jean Luc Goddard their way into old age without a breakup or wedding or kids? C’mon, you two. Step up your COUPLES GAME, PLZ.