How do I know? Because the two were BUSTED Monday morning!
The paparazzi spotted Calvin Harris giving girlfriend Taylor Swift a ride home in his giant gas guzzler on Monday, in culmination of what I can only imagine as another awkward evening of giraffe mating season.
Sure, they’re pretty. Sure, they’re famous. But…. didn’t those limbs get tangled together after a night of sexy fun? Not a joke, just curious. Because these two are both over six feet and very lean. How does sex work when you’re that tall and skinny? Search me, I’m the opposite.
Check out the pics of guilty faces surrounded by giant car. These two have been dating for about three months now– so I’m guessing there are lots of sleepovers in store for the future…