In other news, Kim Kardashian can write!
Okay, that was maybe a low blow. But I feel like this news is soooo self-indulgent I was almost not going to write about it. But, I will, because it is also hilarious.Â You see, the reality star, 34, penned a letter to herself in 10 years for a video accompanying her July cover story interview with Glamour.
The video, which debuted on Glamour.com on Tuesday, June 16, shows Kardashian typing “Kim Kardashian West: A Letter to Her Future Self” on a marbled laptop. And it is lame as hell. Here’s some of the best parts:
“Dear Kim: when you read this, you’ll be 10 years older in the year 2025. I hope this is where you are. When it comes to how you feel about your body, remember to be kind to yourself and enjoy how you look now because you’re not getting any younger.”
“I trust that you will still be the queen of contouring,” she writes. “May science invent a mysterious and delicious green juice to keep you tan forever. 🙂 We both know that there are always so many haters out there and I just hope that you continue to ignore them and focus on everything positive.”
“Are selfies still a thing?” she wondered. “Are the terms bad and on fleek so 2015? If not, am I still on fleek?”
Yep, all the important concerns of the next decade: selfies, contouring and ignoring haters.Â You can check out the video here, if you can stomach it. I feel like three short quotes is about I have the conscience to give y’all…