And the parent of the year award goes to…
Um, NOT CHRIS BROWN. Because he decided to take his infant daughter Royalty on tour with him, which seems like, the worst idea ever.
I get it, Chris is making a big thing about being a good parent, and this is part of the act, but you ain’t fooling ANYBODY, Chris. The singer picked up his baby girl in Houston, and they’re currently taking a 10+ hour ride to El Paso for a show, TMZ reported.
So what can you expect on this tour bus? Chris demands that there be no cursing, no smoking, no drinking and absolutely- under any circumstances- no groupies. No joke, Chris is entertaining everyone with a Disney marathon of DVDs including “Frozen,” “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse,” and the classic “Bebe’s Kids.”
And, according to TMZ, when Royalty naps- everybody has to nap. Yeah, for real.
Um, I know this is a very dramatic thing for Chris to do- and very much within his wheelhouse- but this doesn’t excuse his lame club fighting, not showing up to Royalty’s bday or, you know, jsut like a ton of misogyny. I think it’s just another media stunt to seem like a “good guy.”
What do you think- is Chris Brown an okay dad? Am I missing something?