For real, this stuff writes itself.
Charlie Sheen spent most of Monday night in a Los Angeles emergency room with a “severe case of food poisoning,” according to his publicist Jeff Ballard.
“It was clams, bad clams,” adds Ballard. “Nothing too exciting.”
Sure, you can make a lot of sex jokes but what’s even grosser is the fact that the former Two And A Half Men star ordered a seafood pasta dish from some delivery service and then he started “feeling sick” a few hours later.
Who orders seafood pasta delivery? Mr. Charlie champion Sheen, that’s who.
“Just to be on the safe side, he went to the hospital,” says the rep. “They checked him out, hydrated him and sent him on his way. He was back home in bed 90 minutes later.”
Sheen, 49, is on the mend and presumably ready to order more gross food via delivery. I mean, now he knows that he can hit up a hospital if there’s any problem, right?