There are no words.
As we reported, Miley Cyrus tried to show Kim Kardashian up with her Paper Magazine cover, and you know what? I was wrong. She DID show Kim up, in that looking at these bizarre, highly sexual and paint-y photos make me feel things I’ve never felt before and never want to feel again. Also, the color palette is destroying the 80’s for me. Blech.
I’m not going to say much more about it but that I need to take a cold shower and maybe a couple hits of whatever’s the opposite of acid.
What do YOU think of these photos? Check out the vast and disturbing gallery below- but know you can’t UNSEE WHAT YOU WILL SEE.
Photos: Paper Magazine