Well this is frigging weird.
Chris Brown came home Wednesday night to find a naked woman in his bed, which is not usually a problem except he DIDN’T KNOW WHO THE WOMAN WAS, and henceforth called the cops.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that the singer returned to his home in Agoura Hills, CA yesterday with his security team around 9:00 PM when he found a woman’s clothes in the foyer and “I LOVE YOU” spray painted on the kitchen counter (breaking and entering AND vandalism? Tsk tsk, crazy lady).
Chris and his team went to investigate, and found a totally random woman totally nude and totally in Chris Brown’s bed. Chris called the cops, who came and cuffed the woman and took her to the station, where she was booked for felony burglary and felony vandalism (and very much chided for having terrible taste in men, I hope).
Cops believe the a 21-year-old female had lingered there for a while, because police found dishes in the sink and discarded food. Chris had been in Las Vegas for the past few days, so she was probably hiding out in the Brown compound for us, a while (free TiVo!).
TMZ also says the woman vandalized Chris’ silver Rolls-Royce and his black Range Rover by spray painting “MRS. BROWN” on them. Gross- and again, kind of a waste of spray paint.