It is way too early, and I have not had enough coffee for this bizness right here.
Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour kicked off in Vancouver, BC, on Valentine’s Day. You know, the same tour that Miley said would be appropriate for children, and parents should just get their heads out of their asses. Anyhoo, the tour was full of everything you’d expect, and a few trashy surprises!
During a tour stop in Tacoma, Washington, a fan threw her thong on the stage. Miley picked it up, and put it in her mouth. I just threw up. I know there ARE grosser things, but I’m having a hard time coming up with anything at the moment. This is hands down the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen Miley do. I am seriously gagging.
OMFG SOMEONE JUST THREW THEIR THONG ON STAGE AND MILEY PUT IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!!
— smiler. (@JasonTrannn) February 17, 2014