I didn’t catch the American Music Awards last night, I was sitting in a theater watching ‘Catching Fire.’ I probably should have stayed home and watched them – so I could cover it today – but don’t we only care about the fashion anyway?
Miley Cyrus performed, and from what I hear (and see below) it was a HOT MESS.
She showed up on the red carpet in a white Versace suit, and I think she looks pretty decent, don’t you? Her dad walked the red carpet with her – and he is looking downright SCARY. What is he doing? Ugh!
Miley changed her outfits before performing, and she wore another ill-fitting swimsuit. I wish she’d stop wearing these tight in-your-vagina outfits. I don’t need to see all that.