Oh PS…. she’s suing EVERY blog, paper, magazine or website that says she’s acting erratically. Well, that would certainly keep her busy!
There has been so much chatter on her Twitter page over the last 24 hours or so, I’m going to try and wade through it all for you. Here goes nothing – hang with me!
I’m suing every blog, every magazine, every news source that’s saying I’m doing anything wrong “erratic behavior” is not me! I’m suing In Touch, Us Weekly, Perez Hilton for hiring paparazzi who follow me then take the worst photos with the worst angles. I’d like to put up their worst photos on my twitter until they only start putting up my twitter photos when writing a story when there is NO story, just an awful photo posted with instead of a caption, they say I have erratic behavior when I do NOTHING wrong. There’s NOTHING with my life, other than you putting up awful candid photo after photo. I’m working out, it’s hard getting in shape with an eating disorder. Please follow me on twitter then look forward to be sued if you if say I have erratic behavior or am living my life wrong in anyway.
When I like you the only one who can make me not like you is you.
@eonline I never know when they’re taking photos, but instead of the ones you (Us Weekly, In Touch, @PerezHilton) choose, pick the best one then say I’m walking around for exercise because that and tweeting is all you’ll ever catch me doing. I’m suing you for all the lies you’ve all written in the past to have the stories and photos deleted of me from the Internet!
@eonline please post my pics anytime! I had to shave my head because of hair damage from someone @ John Barrett so I’m not loving my paparazzi pics for a few years! I have extensions but you can see them! Loving your shows but suing you for spreading lies about me on your website! Thanks for being my fan! True friends don’t spread lies about me so I can’t follow anyone from your network on twitter. I’ll sue you everytime you post a lie with a paparazzi shot, I tell you everything that is going on about me on twitter. Only choose the paparazzi pics that I select and post on twitter and my personal pics when talking about me! I tweet all day about nothing just like everybody on the face of the earth! Thanks!
I don’t speak to my parents anymore, they don’t talk to reporters on my behalf. Don’t believe anything you read about me unless I tweet it.
My friends don’t speak on my behalf either. Please don’t read anything about me needing help. That offends me. Follow me on twitter!
I mean where do I even begin? Did she really shave her head? Is that why she was spotted walking around with a blanket over her head? In the top picture – it almost looks like she’s wearing a wig – so who knows. There is so much material here, it’s just some serious delusions.
She talks about constantly working out – and how it’s hard to get into shape with an eating disorder. Huh?
I love how she mentions that she loves @eonline, but she’s still suing them. A couple of weeks ago I asked if Amanda Bynes was having the biggest celebrity melt-down of all time, and I think we can say that yes….yes she is.