At this point, wouldn’t we be shocked when she’s caught telling the truth?
According to Michael Lohan, Lindsay has known for years about her half sister, Ashley Horn. He told TMZ, ”Dina has been telling our children that Ashley is my daughter for years, without even knowing the results. So how could this be news to our children?”
Speaking of said love child, Michael claims the girl was not the product of an affair, because he and Dina Lohan were on a break when she was conceived.
Michael tells TMZ … he does NOT classify the relationship as “cheating” or “an affair” because … “Dina and I were separated and living separately at the time for 8 months.”
In other Lindsay news, she is being panned by critics, pretty universally, for her portrayal as Elizabeth Taylor in her new Lifetime movie, ‘Liz & Dick’. Here’s just SOME of the critical reviews:
“It’s just bad. Her voice – she sounds like herself, a smoker from Long Island and there is no chemistry with her co-star (Grant Bowler) and she was clearly not prepared,” a Lohan insider who previewed the movie, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “There was no flair, no elegance.”
And according to scores of other TV critics, Lohan, who claims not to read reviews, isn’t even in the same building Oscar-winning Taylor.
“Lindsay Lohan is spectacularly bad. Lohan is woeful as Taylor from start to finish. But whatever you do, don’t miss ‘Liz & Dick.’ It’s an instant classic of unintentional hilarity. Drinking games were made for movies like this,” declared The Hollywood Reporter. “And the best part is that it gets worse as it goes on, so in the right company with the right beverages, ‘Liz & Dick’ could be unbearably hilarious toward the tail end of the 90-minute running time. By the time Lohan is playing mid-80’s Taylor and it looks like a lost ‘Saturday Night Live’ set, your body may be cramped by convulsions.”
Newsday agreed, calling Lohan’s acting chops “rudimentary – made rustier by a long absence and a lot of extracurricular activities.”
“She delivers lines dutifully, competently, and at times woodenly, but she also looks like someone who has to think about what she has to say before she says it,” noted the news outlet. “That’s usually called ‘sleepwalking through a role’ instead of actually ‘occupying’ one. Lohan is somewhere in-between most of the time, though closer to sleepwalking.”
Ouch. Truth be told, I can’t wait to see this movie. I kind of like the idea of turning it into a drinking game!
Here are some new pictures of Lindsay on the set of ‘Good Morning America’ yesterday, where she’s promoting ‘Liz & Dick’.
Source, Photos: FameFlynet