Michael Lohan has a love child!Â Yep. Happy Thursday, folks!
Turns out, Lohan fathered an illegitimate lovechild back in 1995 with a woman named Kristi Horn.Â Horn has tried repeatedly to get Lohan to pay child support, and has always said Lohan was the dad.Â Now…the shocking reveal that he IS the father is immortalized…because it’s all caught on tape!
Michael finally agreed to submit to a DNA test for an episode of “Trisha Goddard,” (because he’s a fame-obsessed, attention-grubber) and in the episode, he comes face-to-face for the first time with the 17-year-old girl who claimed to be his daughter.
And yes, the results were POSITIVE!
Upon hearing the news, Michael Lohan tries to hug his newfound daughter, while she resists.Â Horn sits there and cries. What would we do without them? You can catch a clip of the show on TMZ right HERE, and wonder yourself why Lohan keeps getting women to have sex with him.
It’s what I’m always wondering.Â Anyhow, congrats to Lindsay Lohan, who has a new half-sister, and Dina Lohan, who gets to process the knowledge of her ex-husband’s infidelity. Aw, family.