Kelly Ripa sounds like she’s got a really healthy relationship with her kids!

Ripa was overheard spilling some beauty “tips” at a restaurant in the Hamptons this weekend…a source via Huffington Post Celebrity spills the beans…

“I work out absolutely every day. I don’t overeat. I try to drink water but I prefer wine, and when all else fails, I get Botox injected right here, right into my forehead, as much as possible.”

Ouch. And, ugh. But she sounds like she means it! Ripa added,

“Oh, you know when you really need it?” she said. “It’s when my kids start asking me if I’m mad at them, and I go, ‘Why do you think I’m mad at you?’ They go, ‘Because you’re frowning.’ I go, ‘Oh no! I am? I’ll be right back!’ Give me Dr. Brant: He’s the best, he is my real husband.”

Sorry, Mark Consuelos! Now we know where Kelly’s real affections lie!

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Though Robert Pattinson made Kristen Stewart get her crap out of his Los Feliz apartment, this relationship isn’t quite over the negotiation phase, yet. There aren’t children involved, but there ARE pets in the mix!

According to RadarOnline, the 22-year-old actress will keep her cat, Max, but Pattinson wants Bear, the mixed mutt the two adopted from a high-kill shelter in New Orleans.

“After Rob moved his things out of their Los Angeles apartment, he then told Kristen he wanted Bear,” a source told RadarOnline, adding that Stewart won’t give up the dog without a fight, because “they adopted Bear together and she always felt that he was their little baby.”

Well, somebody’s got to take the dog! Kristen says she wants joint custody of him because she helped cure the dog of Parvo disease when he was a puppy, and bonded with the dog then. Patz says he should get the dog because he wants a friend to mend his broken heart!

The two were even looking into getting Bear a friend…which seems out of the question, now.

“Before news of the affair broke, Robert and Kristen were looking into the possibility of adopting another dog. They were desperate for a play pal for Bear and scoured petfinder.com, as well as a few high-kill shelters in Los Angeles. But it seems that’s out of the question now,” the insider said.

This is a big issue with couples splitting. With many people (myself included!) pets are almost like children.  Who do you think should get Bear?

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Yes, she’s a LADY.  A freckled, trainwreck of a LADY.  Dlisted

Jennifer Aniston‘s so so hot sex tape TooFab

Matt Damon. Michael Douglas. LOVERS?! People

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Artie Lange is making trouble, pissing on things. Happy Tuesday! TMZ

What can’t LeeAnn Rimes shut up about?  Celebitchy

I guess we’re still talking about feuds on 90210? Okay.  Socialite Life

Tom and Suri go to the happiest place on earth…and it’s not the Scientology center.  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Snoop Dog changes his name to…People

Who will get RPatz and KStew‘s dog? Dlisted

Vanity Fair‘s Best Dressed list: Like The Olympics of Rich People Socialite Life

Peter Frampton Injured TMZ

Scout Willis just got sentenced for underage drinking and for possessing a fake ID! Bummer summer, Scout.

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis‘ daughter is 21 now, but before her coming of age, she boozed it up quite a bit!  Back in June, Scout was busted for allegedly drinking a Pakistani beer in Union Square.  After the cops approached, she gave them a fake ID that said she was “Katherine Kelly.” Later, she admitted that she wasn’t the person on the ID card.  Initially, the little Ms. Willis was booked for having open container and for criminal impersonation…but now her sentence isn’t as harsh as most get for the same types of offenses.

Scout does well at Brown University and has a clean record overall, so she won’t be doing jail time.  Scout and her lawyers worked out a deal with prosecutors: the case will be dismissed if Scout  completes 2 days of community service and stays out of trouble for 6 months.

Can she do it? C’mon girl- this is a cakewalk!

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder are all about each other, but don’t call them Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth!

Dobrev, 23, is pretty set on being in love…but not taking her relationship to the marriage level just yet. In fact, she rebuffed marriage rumors to her beau Ian, 33, in the September Issue of Canada’s Fashion magazine.

“Eventually I am going to marry and have a family but not anytime soon,” the Vampire Diaries actress said. “I’m not going to pull a Miley.”

This may be true, but there have been rumors that Somerhalder has asked Nina to marry him. Nina and her reps deny these rumors, saying that there’s no truth to them at all.  This may be true, but it’s hard to not compare young stars these days.  Nina and Ian have been linked since 2010, and hopefully they’ll lead a strong, happy relationship that will bring them both a lot of joy, marriage or not!

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Despite what HollywoodLife reported, Robert Pattinson is decidedly NOT boozing it up in his hometown of London to get away from all the Kristen Stewart hullabaloo!

USWeekly confirms that a staff member at 93 Feet East, the London club where Pattinson supposedly partied hard, says the Twilight star hasn’t been there at all this week.

“I’ve checked with bar staff, security, door staff, promoters and no one saw Rob at the club. No one,” the club’s employee says. “The website said he was in a cap and with his sister, so I guess he would have looked like anyone, but someone would have seen him. The club was packed so someone would have seen.”

If these rumors are true, Angelina Jolie is dead set on getting a role in the upcoming ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ film. Here’s the problem…. Anastasia Steele is a young, college student – and more importantly – virginal. 37-year-old Angelina doesn’t necessarily seem like a good fit for the role (although the idea is interesting!). Rumor has it, if Angelina can’t get the part of Anastasia, she might be interested in playing “Mrs. Robinson”, the cougar who drug Christian Grey into the dark world of S&M.

According to a source quoted in the Daily Mirror newspaper, “Angelina kept hearing about the book while she was in the UK. All the girls on set were talking about it and how it’s being made into a film.”

“Angelina went out and bought herself a copy, thinking she’d love a part in the hot topic on everyone’s lips at the moment. She knows the film is bound to be a huge hit.”

Although Jolie has the dark hair and large eyes of Ana Steele, the 37-year-old is significantly older than the college graduate. Additionally, Ana is described as being innocent and virginal, not the smoldering sex appeal that Jolie often typifies.

If Angelina Jolie has her way, the role of Ana Steele would be hers.

On the other hand, perhaps she would be interested in the Elena Lincoln, or “Mrs. Robinson” character, an older, more experienced woman from Christian Grey’s past. She’s gone blond before, and she could easily slip into the character of the dominatrix female.

Other reports have Jolie as the possible director of the film, an interesting idea, though it was quickly shot down by her reps, who said that no discussions occurred between her and Universal Pictures. The studio also claimed Jolie was never approached about directing the picture.

What do you think? Should Angelina be a part of the ‘Fifty’ movie? Which role would she be suited for, if any?

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