In an interview with Rolling Stone, George Clooney is candid about sex, his struggle to keep control of his temper and his passion for politics. “I think one of the major misconceptions about me is that I live my life the way people think I lead my life, with hot and cold drinks running everywhere and a party all the time,” Clooney says. “They think of my life in terms of certain excesses that don’t really exist. Things are actually fairly simple.”
Clooney reveals that that while he lost his virginity at the age of 16 (“young, very young, too young”), he had his first orgasm when he was much younger. “I believe it was while climbing a rope when I was six or seven years old,” he says. “I mean, nothing came out, but all the other elements were there. I remember getting to the top of the rope, hanging off the rope, and going, “Oh, my God, this feels great!”
The word “Johnson” always makes Clooney laugh.
“Always. ‘He showed her his Johnson and she left.’ You can actually say that in mixed company or on late-night TV.” He’s also pretty fond of farts, especially when hanging out with his pals. “We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
Clooney directed and starred in ensemble political drama The Ides of March earlier this year.
“It’s not designed for everybody to see, but I don’t give a shit,” he says. “I don’t need to be more famous and we shot it for $12 million, so anything we do is nice.” His most recent movie is a darkly amusing family drama called The Descendants, of which he says, “If it’s not nominated for Best Picture, I’ll be shocked. It’s that good.”
He’s perfectly fine with his current lady, former pro wrestler Stacy Keibler, tweeting about “smiling all day long.”
“She can do whatever she wants,” he says. “I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.”
I don’t know about you, but I could have gone my whole life without knowing when George Clooney had his first orgasm!