Well if this picture doesn’t prove that Nicolas Cage is a vampire – I don’t know what will!

A photo from the 1870′s of a Tenessee man who looks an awful lot like Nicolas Cage has surfaced, and is being sold on eBay. The seller of the photo is asking for $1,000,000 – and he claims this photo PROVES that Nic is a vampire.

The seller, who lives in Seattle, titled the sale “Nicolas Cage is a Vampire.” He says the photo is “showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”

The seller claims the photo is completely authentic and shows a man who lived in Bristol, TN around the time of the Civil War.

As of Sept. 16, the seller had received 78 offers on the photo, all of which have been declined.

In the tongue-in-cheek Q&A section of the page, the questions range from “Do I get a discount if I AM Nicolas Cage?” (The answer is yes, 25 percent) to this “Nick Cage has aged terribly in the past 10 years, he’s obviously not been drinking his daily amount of blood to stay young.” The answer to the second question is “My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’… but in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over. From time to time somebody might mention to him that he bears a slight resemblance to the young version that dead American actor, whose name they can’t recall, but eventually, those occurrences will stop altogether.”

Hilarious! I mean he must be a vampire, no?

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Metro NY newspaper took a shot at both Sarah Jessica Parker AND Christina Hendricks in their latest issue. The editor of the paper added the following caption along with the picture above:

“You know what’s a great way for Sarah Jessica Parker to hide the fact that she has a large nose? Make sure she stands next to Christina Hendricks’ cleavage. Here are the two actresses at the premiere of their new movie, ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It,’ on Monday in New York City.”

OMG really!? Why in the world would they call out Sarah Jessica Parker’s NOSE!? Someone thought this was funny – I just find it offensive!

What do you think – funny or offensive?

Evan Rachel Wood, 24, revealed earlier this year that she considers herself bisexual. In October’s issue of Marie Claire, the actress goes into a bit more detail.

“That’s a big part of who I am, and it always has been for as long as I can remember,” says Wood, who happens to play lesbian vampire queen Sophie-Anne Leclerq on True Blood.

Wood, who next costars in the George Clooney film Ides of March, explains why she couldn’t identify as strictly straight or gay. “I can’t say I’m one way or the other, because I’ve honestly fallen in love with a man and I’ve honestly fallen in love with a woman,” says Wood, who broke off her engagement to rocker Marilyn Manson last year.

“I don’t know how you label that, it’s just how it is.”

One guy she can’t get enough of? Justin Bieber! After catching the 17-year-old phenom’s documentary Never Say Never, she became a Belieber for life.

“I ended up seeing it three times — in the theaters,” Wood admits. “One of those times was the director’s cut, I’m not even kidding. I got obsessed with the kid.”

Once a child star herself, Wood hasn’t yet been introduced to her teen idol. “It’s going to be weird if I ever meet him. He’s brought so much joy to my life.”

I love her. I think she’s so incredibly talented. And I’m loving her short hair!

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Yesterday Brad Pitt told the world that Jennifer Aniston was dull, and that he was pretending in his marriage to her. (This morning he retracted his comments saying they were taken out of context. Uh huh, sure Brad.)

Anyway, Jen decided to show the world that she don’t care none about what her ex says – and stepped out with her new boyfriend, Justin Theroux. It’s been reported that the couple have bought an apartment together in NYC – and that’s where they came from while heading to dinner.

Photos: Fame

Find out which couple split – here!

Khloe Kardashian stops at ‘Extra’ with host Maria Menounos for a chat in Los Angeles. Afterwords, Khloe and her sister Kendall Jenner stolled through the Grove sharing a cola.

Photos; Fame

Is Lindsay Lohan back to her partying ways? The actress/model has reportedly been causing quite a stir at Fashion Week, and things took a dramatic turn the other night when she went nuts and threw a tantrum at the V Magazine Black and White Ball at the Standard Hotel.

According to The Cut, Lindsay reportedly stood up from where she was hanging out with friends – and threw a drink – glass and all – and hit a cocktail waitress. Lindsay apparently wasn’t aiming for the waitress because she screamed “Not you, him!!” pointing at a man in a white t-shirt.

That man was V magazine photographer Jasper Rischen who confirmed the incident when he tweeted:

“Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always say. She threw drinks and glasses to me as we tried to take a shot for @vmagazine. C.*.*.t.”

Lohan must have found it horrible that a photographer who works for the magazine of the party she was attending would have the audacity to try to photograph her.

But the evening’s drama didn’t end there. According to The Cut, Lohan along with designer Cynthia Rowley and another friend moved to another section of the bar, “sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past.”

And then in what might have been the strangest part of the night, the website reports that the bar’s lights went up and the music went off, and a man yelled “She’s bleeding!” The Cut explained:

Medics surrounded a brunette woman, lying with her black sheer-stocking-ed legs elevated on a white leather couch, adjacent to where Lohan had been sitting. When they lifted her up to place her on a stretcher, the back of her black dress was soaked in blood. Broken glass, a security guard confirmed after she had been rolled out. By then, the crowd had thinned out.
According to the blog Scallywag And Vagabond, who posted photos of the woman’s injury no one is sure if Lohan is to blame, but from the looks of it the woman was hurt badly. With Lindsay’s history legal troubles, she better hope it had nothing to do with her glass throwing antic because this is the last thing she wants to be involved in .

I feel like I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop with Lindsay…you know? Like the crazy is just waiting below the surface to come out. She’s like one break-down from shaving her head and attacking a car with an umbrella.

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