After declaring WW3 on each other, ‘Two and a Half Men’ creator Chuck Lorre and Charlie Sheen have been at each other’s throats. Charlie filed and won a lawsuit against Warner Brothers for wrongful firing, and Chuck replaced Charlie with Ashton Kutcher. You know the rest.
Looks like everyone isn’t ready to move on quite yet. Last night, Lorre posted a vanity card at the end of ‘Two and a Half Men’. It read
“Sometime last year I realized I had become the unwilling contestant in a reality show. I didn’t understand the rules, wasn’t sure if there even were any, and pretty much hated every second of it. For many months I kept hoping and praying that it would end. But it did not. Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. Anyway, now, suddenly, I’m being told that the reality show’s been cancelled. Apparently, it was just one of those things that somehow got out of control. Sorry. Whoops. Live and learn. Moving on. Game over. There’s just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It’s angry. It’s hungry. And worst of all…it’s writing a tell-all book.”
Is a tell-all taking it too far – or should Chuck Lorre get over it already?
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have long been rumored to be on the rocks. And just when you think they’re splitting, they hit the red carpet together looking totally in love. Well, the rumors have returned – and this time – there is meat to the rumors. Could it be for real this time?
The new story revolves around Ashton – and claims that again, he’s cheated on wife Demi. A year ago there were rumors that Ashton had cheated on Demi, and the mistress told the press Demi knew about the whole thing. Ashton threatened to sue the girl – but never did… AND… he never really denied the story.
Now, an anonymous tipster emailed TheDirty.com a new cheating tale.
Nik, I’m going to be straight to the point. I’m a female who works at who happens to be friends with Sara Leal, probably not after this. I’m sick to my stomach over what happen last Friday night. Like most people on earth I worshiped Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore until Ashton Kutcher f*cked my friend Sara Leal at 4:30AM technically Saturday morning in his room on the 12 floor at the Hardrock Hotel in San Diego. Ashton Kutcher told Sara Leal that him and Demi Moore are separated and the public doesn’t know yet. Smooth line Ashton, she was going to f*ck you anyway. Nik if you want to verify any of this just call Sara Leal yourself or ask Deena Omari. Better yet subpoena Ashton’s bodyguard who took her phone before she came into the room.
It gets better. According to TheDirty, the mistress, Sara Leal, wants $250,000 to tell her story.
I looked through photos, and found that Ashton and Demi haven’t walked the red carpet – or been seen together – since June. Demi was on the red carpet last night (looking incredibly skinny, if you ask me) by herself – no hubby in sight. It’s not like them to walk the red carpet separately – they are usually great at supporting each other’s work, and walking arm-in-arm. So where was Ashton last night, when Demi’s short film ‘Five’ premiered?
And last but not least – Star Magazine reportedly will be breaking the news of the split to the world with their “World Exclusive It’s Over! Demi & Ashton’s $290 million divorce!” cover.
The three Kardashian sisters are everywhere once again. While out on a promotional tour (promoting the product of the week), the sisters did a radio interview with xoJane. The interview ended up sounding more like a Howard Stern interview, and the girls started talking about which one of their men is the most well-endowed.
Jane: We’re getting the hook — they’re telling us we’re out of time! Okay, wait — is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
Kourtney: I would think he is. Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don’t really like questions like that. Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents’. Kim: Even today. Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities. Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all. Kim: So inappropriate. Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk. Kim: You guys! Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it, you two.” Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night. Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them. Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something. Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out. Kourtney: He never has any!
Jane: So I’ll just extrapolate: you are all dong fine in that department. So we don’t need to say anything more about it. Khloe: We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.
So there you go – in case you were wondering about the size of Scott’s manhood, you have it from multiple sources. The guy is packing. I’m grossed out by the fact that he wears suits without underwear. I don’t know, seems so much dirtier when a guy goes without his underwear.
Oh to be a fly on the wall in Gwen Stefani’s house! Gwen had Angelina Jolie and her children over for a playdate at the singer’s London home yesterday afternoon. The two have been friends since 2006, when they gave birth within a day of each other.
I wonder what they talk about. Do they hire people to play with their kids? Do they talk about Jennifer Aniston? I like to think it’s all Angelina talks about. Do they gossip about Jen’s new boyfriend?
Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani bonded in 2006 after giving birth within a day of each other. And it seems their low-key friendship still runs strong. The Tourist actress was spotted taking some of her brood for a playdate at the pop star’s London home today.
The 36-year-old, who is in the city while her partner Brad Pitt shoots his new film World War Z, arrived at the Primrose Hill abode with Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and 3-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox in tow.
She gently encouraged her tentative charges out of the car and inside the property and later sent her security guard off to collect dinner from the local Wagamama noodle restaurant. The No Doubt star’s son Kingston was born the day before Shiloh, while her youngest Zuma is now the same age Angelina’s twins.
The Hollywood mothers are said to have a firm friendship, which has largely played out away from the cameras. Gwen, 41, joined Angelina and Brad for a celebratory dinner in May after the premiere of his film Tree of Life at the Cannes Film Festival.
And Brad and Gwen’s husband Gavin Rossdale have bonded too – in 2006, soon after the births of Shiloh and Kingston, they spent the Fourth of July weekend jet skiing and riding quad bikes together.
Gwen’s family split their time between the U.S. and U.K. while Angelina is expected to stay in London until Brad’s film wraps up.
Lindsey Wixson is one of the biggest new runway models out there — but she’s building a new reputation as one of the most unstable too!
The 17-year-old stunner hit the catwalk for the Versace show over the weekend in Milan, where she toppled over while wearing an uber-tight gown and some crazy high-heeled shoes.
While it’s always funny to watch a model fall, this one was dangerous for Lindsey, who tweeted “Sprained ankle ” the morning after her accident.
This video made me so uncomfortable, I felt obligated to share it with you all! Chris Brown brought a fan on stage during a recent concert, and at one point licks the girls knee. After, Chris stands up, and appears to have a major boner. At the end of the clip – he starts taking his pants down, and the stage goes dark.
See for yourself!
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