You knew she had to go there didn’t she. She had to raise the shock value somehow.
Lady Gaga pulled out all the stops to become male alter ego Jo Calderone at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. Sunday.
The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didn’t just wear men’s clothing (including Armani men’s underwear) and fake stubble in her “drag king” get-up: To complete the gender-bending transformation, Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms to Us Weekly.
The “You and I” singer stayed in character throughout the night at the Nokia Theater.
“I am from New Jersey,” Gaga as Jo told Us backstage. ” My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy.”
And “Jo” had high praise for fellow pop star Britney Spears, one of the night’s honorees, who rejected Jo’s sexy advances onstage. “She is f***ing hot. Didn’t you j*** off to Britney when you were a kid?”
I truly hope a photo of this nonsense never surfaces. Some things are best left unseen.
Last week I posted an entry about how sex-starved singer Sinead O’Connor is – and how she’s trolling the internet for sex partners. Well, she now says that if she can’t find a man, she’s willing to do something drastic to get her rocks off.
In a blog entry titled, “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” O’connor worries that she’s “so desperate for sex” that she might do something drastic.
“My sh-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners,” she writes.
“Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.”
So to avoid the temptation of vegetables or automobiles, O’Connor has taken to her blog and twitter to try to find a suitable mate.
This call to arms for a “sweet sex-starved man” does not come without its stipulations.
The singer has crafted a rather thorough list of musts (“Must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous”) and must nots (“Must not be named Brian or Nigel”).
In other Sandra news, rumor has it she and Ryan Reynolds have been spending a lot of time together lately! Could the two be striking up a romance – or are they just friends?
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds’s visit to Wyoming last weekend also included a low-key dinner with friends.
The Proposal costars – who a source has told PEOPLE are “like brother and sister” – made their way to Rendezvous Bistro in Jackson Hole on Sunday.
Sans Bullock’s baby son Louis, who accompanied the actress, 47, and Reynolds, 34, on the trip, the duo joined two other guests for what a source says appeared to be a “really informal” meal.
“They didn’t seem like they were a couple,” the source says. “It was very relaxed, totally friendly. She wasn’t romantic with anyone at the table.”
I totally want them to hook up…I think they’d make a great couple!
Recently single Elisabetta Canalis is going to dance away the memories of George Clooney on the 13th season of Dancing with the Stars. INF caught these pics of Canalis as she was leaving rehearsals.
Other celebs to reportedly join the cast include David Arquette, Chaz Bono, Nancy Grace and another recently single girl, Kristin Cavallari.
Well, that’s gotta be what’s going on here, right? Am I right or am I right?
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not as broken up as everyone originally thought. They took a page from the Leonardo DiCaprio/Black Lively book and went for a bike ride through the streets of Toronto yesterday. There’s no official word that these two are dating again but it sure looks that way!
This isn’t the first time Justin and Jessica were spotted together since their break-up earlierthis year. There were rumors flying around in July too.
I for one just think they’re back together. Unless they’re the best break-up couple in the world, there’s no way to go on a romantic stroll through Toronto with you ex-boyfriend.
What do you think? Just friends – or back toghether?
I would like to think this is a joke …. a spoof … but from what I’ve read this is actually for real. Kim Kardashian is trying out a music career! I mean why not – they’ve got their toes in absolutely everything!
Here’s a reason…. because she SUCKS. Kim should stick to her day job, whatever that is.
In case you’re glutton for punishment, here’s the full song for ya.
Season 13 of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ is about to kick off, and ABC has released the official cast list!
Leading the pack is David Arquette, who was linked with the show a few weeks back. He just got back from a trip to Africa to help raise awareness of malaria prevention, and perhaps his good karma will get him closer to the mirror ball trophy. Last season, Hines Ward took home the top prize; the season before that, Jennifer Grey was the winner.
Perhaps the most intriguing entrant is Elisabetta Canalis, the Italian model and ex-girlfriend of George Clooney. And by far most hilariously, Nancy Grace, the bombastic Headline News host, will also be competing for a shot at dance floor immortality.
Also, there will be a bit of a family rivalry, as Ron Artest, teammate of Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom, is squaring off against Rob Kardashian, her brother.
Here’s the full list. The season starts September 19th.
Ricki Lake Ron Artest Kristin Cavallari Chynna Phillips David Arquette Carson Kressley Nancy Grace J.R. Martinez Hope Solo Rob Kardashian Elisabetta Canalis Chaz Bono
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