Madonna Bought $75,000 Machine to Battle Cellulite

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It’s no secret that celebrities will go to great lengths to turn back the hands of time and reverse the aging process, so it should come to no surprise that it was discovered that pop sensation Madonna reportedly purchased a $75,000 acoustic eave therapy machine to battle cellulite. The soon-to-be 53-year-old iconic singer allegedly uses the machine twice a week and records her thigh measurements, and according to a source Madonna flips out if her measurements are off by even one inch.

Madonna is so fixated on her cellulite that it has destroyed her relationship with her longtime exercise guru, Tracy Anderson.

“Tracy grew to dread the early-morning phone calls from Madonna ranting about what a useless trained she was,” according to one of Tracy’s pals.”Madonna would threaten to fire her, and Tracy had to talk her down each time.”

“The measuring and ranting used to drive her ex-husband Guy [Ritchie] crazy,” reports the insider. “He would mock her and joke that he noticed a few dimples, which he thought was tremendously funny, but she obviously didn’t.”

I’ll stick with squats and lunges, thanks.



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Friday, July 29th, 2011 at 2:14pm
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July 29th, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Ok when I think of her I do not think of this beautiful woman obsessed with her looks. I mean if she was so into her self wouldn’t she be attractive?

July 30th, 2011 at 7:50 am

Sounds like something Madge would do.

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