I’m sitting here watching the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, and I’m finding it extremely painful to watch! The joke are falling flat, Jason Sudeikis is just not funny!

The opening movie spoof featuring Eva Mendes and Taylor Lautner reinacting a ‘Hangover’ scene is not even the slightest bit funny. Further proof – in my opinion – that Taylor Launter can’t act, and if it weren’t for those abs he’d be starring in ‘Sharkboy & Lavagirl: Part 2′.

In Jason’s opening monologue he rambled off three + Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes, and not a single one was even funny.

Then the awards show moves on and allows Twilight to win practically every award it’s up for. Proving that the awards isn’t a bit about talent – and more about marketing. Each presenter is there because he/she has a new show or movie coming out. I don’t know, I found the whole show rather painful to watch.

Kristen Stewart wins in an ACTING category? Really?

And how awkward was Robert Pattinson during – say – the WHOLE SHOW?

In the second Twilight moment of the night, Pattinson, Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard took home the popcorn trophy for Best Fight. Acting strangely awkward and nervous, Pattinson accepted his trophy, saying “I won!” only to follow by telling the expectant Howard, “I ripped your head off, and now you’re pregnant!”

Another awkward Robert Pattinson moment came when he was honoring Reese Witherspoon with this year’s Generation Award.

It’s probably best to just erase the whole mess from your memory, but to recap, Pattinson rehashed playing Witherspoon’s son in Vanity Fair—the scene later got cut—and then said he “f—–” her in Water for Elephants. He actually messed up the punchline, which Witherspoon later corrected with much better timing when she took to the stage, and in more Reese-related awesomeness, she stuck it to MTV with some advice for young girls, who think scandal is the route to success. “It’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show.”

Finally, Twilight takes home Best Movie, confirming MTV’s position as the Jersey Shore-pregnant teen-Twilight network.

I found the whole show strange, and rather boring. What’s going to happen at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards? Let me sum it up for you. Twilight will take home every award for ‘Breaking Dawn’.

I’m bored.

Nikki Reed showed up tonight on the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards with a new boyfriend! Who’s her new man? ‘American Idol’ castoff Paul McDonald. The ‘Twilight’ actress looks awfully cozy with her new man!

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Last week MTV released a teaser clip from the trailer for ‘Breaking Dawn’ – the third movie in the ‘Twilight’ series. At the MTV Movie Awards tonight, the full-length trailer premiered, and I have to say – I’m totally excited for the movie.

The trailer shows guests receiving wedding invitations to the wedding of Edward and Bella. Of course Jacob rips off his shirt in a rage – and runs into the woods. The audience went nuts as he ran shirtless into the forest.

Then we get to see Edward and Bella (in her wedding gown) exchanging vows.

THEN comes the shot of the steamy honeymoon – and Bella figuring out she’s pregnant with a half-vampire baby.

The movie will be released on November 18th.

I’m sitting here now watching the MTV Movie Awards, and for the first time in 4 years, I’m not on the red carpet myself! So bummed! I had some family emergencies that kept me home this year, but hopefully I’ll be back next year!

So many great looking celebs on the red carpet this year! I’m not sure what I think about Kristen Stewart’s safety-pin dress, what do you think?

I’ll post more as the show goes on!

A very pregnant Kate Hudson was seen at her son Ryder‘s baseball game in Malibu along with her fiance, Muse rocker Matt Bellamy. The pair got cozy as they watched Ryder and attempted to ignore the photogs.

So, many have been wondering, how exactly will the producers of Two & a Half Men kiss-off Charlie Sheen‘s character? Well, some are speculating that executives are planning to use the character’s departure in the last episode, where he was making his way to the airport with neighbor/stalker Rose, as the excuse for the character’s departure.

It’s also reported that though the episode was left as a cliffhanger, it was never intended to be. It just happened that the episode was the last one taped before Charlie had his ‘tiger blood’ meltdown.

The plot plans for the character aren’t set in stone, but it makes perfect sense.

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Salma Hayek and Bradley Cooper were spotted at Roland Garros in Paris, France for the French Open earlier today.The pair reportedly mixed and mingled with other celebs, and Bradlet spent quite some time with Salma and her husband.